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Author Topic: Roll to Entertain Archmage Ayndr Solarian Winterlocks  (Read 23963 times)

SomeStupidGuy

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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #90 on: May 09, 2013, 10:56:45 pm »

There is sane, there is crazy, there is homestuck/bronies, and then there's bay 12.
HEY.

I AM BOTH A HOMESTUCK FAN AND A BRONY.

AND WE ARE NOT CRAZY.
Hey.

I'm a Homestuck fan, too. Not a brony though.

And we are kinda crazy.
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #91 on: May 09, 2013, 10:58:01 pm »

There is sane, there is crazy, there is homestuck/bronies, and then there's bay 12.
HEY.

I AM BOTH A HOMESTUCK FAN AND A BRONY.

AND WE ARE NOT CRAZY.

Oh, really? Do you want me to get all the crazy from both sides? Because I will. Besides I know somewhat about bronies being crazy, I have personal exeperience in it.
Nah, just messing with you. I'd say about, hm, maybe a third of all Bronies are at least a bit crazy, and probably at least half of the Homestuck Fans are Crazy.
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #92 on: May 09, 2013, 11:01:58 pm »

Or, or, or the brightly-colored genius sparrow constantly shooting out anime-esque lasers from it's eyes that are THREE FEET IN DIAMETER.
Being blind while flying is a bad combination.
Laser eyes insure that anything I look at is disintegrated, thus I never crash into anything.
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #93 on: May 10, 2013, 02:05:51 am »

Damn it, all you guys have interesting characters spawned by 6's and 1's, while my character hasn't rolled a six at all and his only one is being unable to wear armour.
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #94 on: May 10, 2013, 03:01:45 am »

Oh, I didn't realize this already progressed. Sorry.

Wincerind 1) gets new powers from being perceived as a wannabe and not a real mage by other people due to his lack of a beard and cheap bracelets, 2) is a skilled carpenter, 3) absolutely adores cats, 4) is a proficient dual-wielding blademaster in addition to being a mage, 5) combats his Hatcurse by wearing illusions of awesome and physically impossible hats.

Also, Zanze, just out of interest, what would be the results for rolling 1 for gender?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2013, 05:40:18 am by Dariush »
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2013, 05:14:16 am »

Uh, guys? Centaur borg-queen with megaman gun on one of her twelve arms who can't shut up else she stalls on a syllable.

I win the nightmare fuel contest.

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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #96 on: May 10, 2013, 06:40:45 am »

There is sane, there is crazy, there is homestuck/bronies, and then there's bay 12.
HEY.
I AM BOTH A HOMESTUCK FAN AND A BRONY.
AND WE ARE NOT CRAZY.
You're not really a good choice to choose as an example of sanity seeing as you're...well, a non-GWG Bay12er.

Or, or, or the brightly-colored genius sparrow constantly shooting out anime-esque lasers from it's eyes that are THREE FEET IN DIAMETER.
Being blind while flying is a bad combination.
Laser eyes insure that anything I look at is disintegrated, thus I never crash into anything.
Not really. Putting aside how things (*cough* hawks *cough* owls *cough* magical flying pirate ships *cough*) could easily attack from the side and how I doubt that you have that much sheer power, lasers don't have very good spread, so you'd mostly be making eyeholes in whatever you crashed into. And that's ignoring the inherent issues with aiming eye lasers...
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #97 on: May 10, 2013, 10:24:58 am »

The lasers are three feet wide.
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #98 on: May 10, 2013, 11:21:50 am »

Or, or, or the brightly-colored genius sparrow constantly shooting out anime-esque lasers from it's eyes that are THREE FEET IN DIAMETER.

They are actually 3 foot long, eye width in diameter.
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Dariush

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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #99 on: May 10, 2013, 11:38:02 am »

eye width in diameter.
That's just stupidly unrealistic. Nobody fires lasers with the whites of their eyes!

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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #100 on: May 10, 2013, 01:23:57 pm »

Or, or, or the brightly-colored genius sparrow constantly shooting out anime-esque lasers from it's eyes that are THREE FEET IN DIAMETER.

They are actually 3 foot long, eye width in diameter.
...
How does that work? How do lasers just terminate after 3 feet?
Wat?
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #101 on: May 10, 2013, 01:29:20 pm »

Or, or, or the brightly-colored genius sparrow constantly shooting out anime-esque lasers from it's eyes that are THREE FEET IN DIAMETER.

They are actually 3 foot long, eye width in diameter.
...
How does that work? How do lasers just terminate after 3 feet?
Wat?
That's what it sounds like. That's what happens when you screw up a roll, things get questionable. :P
In other news, I need to make my character sillier. :v
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #102 on: May 10, 2013, 01:52:40 pm »

Or, or, or the brightly-colored genius sparrow constantly shooting out anime-esque lasers from it's eyes that are THREE FEET IN DIAMETER.

They are actually 3 foot long, eye width in diameter.
...
How does that work? How do lasers just terminate after 3 feet?

Yep.

In other news, I need to make my character sillier. :v

I get the feeling that some people will be serious, some may go for an absurdity competition, and some will go for a Nightmare fuel competition.  This should be interesting.
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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #103 on: May 10, 2013, 02:08:39 pm »

Zanzeeee
Also, Zanze, just out of interest, what would be the results for rolling 1 for gender?

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Re: Roll to Create Your Character
« Reply #104 on: May 10, 2013, 02:29:52 pm »

I'm already leading the nighmare fuel, it feels like.

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