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Author Topic: Roll to Entertain Archmage Ayndr Solarian Winterlocks  (Read 16341 times)

Wwolin

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #195 on: May 16, 2013, 07:48:23 pm »

Bring several of the portraits of myself to life, and imagine some palette knives for them. Then commence with the circus/Vietnam knife-throwing act, taking out as many of the others as possible.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #196 on: May 17, 2013, 06:11:21 am »

Survey surroundings.

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« Reply #197 on: May 17, 2013, 12:36:16 pm »

Wait for some npc idiot to pick me up and wear me.
Persuade them to do a backflip.

(testing, testing)
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #198 on: May 17, 2013, 01:09:08 pm »

(if TOPHAT_visible == true && metal_availible > 10 kg)
{
     create_golem(metal);
     gift_golem(TOPHAT,graciously);
}

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #199 on: May 18, 2013, 12:19:41 am »

I only rolled 1s and 5s that turn. Hells yeah.
Bob uses his holy magic to smite any sinners or criminals in the area.

Spoiler: BOB'S FINAL FORM (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #200 on: May 18, 2013, 11:11:22 pm »

(what is going on now?
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #201 on: May 19, 2013, 12:11:31 am »

We've finished character creation and have moved on to the actual game.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #202 on: May 19, 2013, 03:57:06 pm »

I know. I posted and am waiting for the gm to return, I just meant are we supped to post more than once?
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #203 on: May 19, 2013, 04:37:30 pm »

try to seduce the deity using my deity level looks!!!!

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #204 on: May 19, 2013, 05:31:55 pm »

I know. I posted and am waiting for the gm to return, I just meant are we supped to post more than once?

...Why would you?
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #205 on: May 19, 2013, 05:49:40 pm »

I mean, since everyone else keeps talking after writing in bold.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #206 on: May 19, 2013, 06:05:08 pm »

That's just people RPing, commenting, chatting, etc. No need to post.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #207 on: May 20, 2013, 11:43:28 am »

Sorry about this, the turn will be delayed by quite a bit, because for the foreseeable future, I am limited to 15 minutes on the internet each day.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian (Formerly: Roll to Create Your Character)
« Reply #208 on: May 24, 2013, 04:46:32 am »

Check out where I am
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« Reply #209 on: May 28, 2013, 03:45:18 pm »

Blunder around like an idiot.

(5) You blunder around like a complete idiot.

Reaction Roll: (5) This entertains Solarian.

Do the rain dance! Also, create a protective shield around myself.

(6) You do the rain dance and instantly turn the sector you are on into a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
(2) You create a damaging shield around yourself that amplifies the damage enemies deal to you.

Reaction Roll: (6) Solarian gives you shoulder mounted miniature Jericho Missiles.

Play mind games with the weaker-willed, causing them to go insane.

(4) You try to play mind games with the weaker-willed, but kill all of them because you fly through their skulls at your flight speed with the lasers.

Reaction Roll: (2) Solarian is not amused.

Lautrec takes a moment and stares at the diety before him.
He bows quickly and in a mechanical motion, lifts his lantern, freezing the area around him, along with some of the others.

(5) Lautrec successfully freezes five sectors, including the now post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Reaction Roll: (3) Solarian is mildly annoyed.

Avoid playing mind games. Stab someone in the neck because I can.

(3) You try to avoid playing mind games, but accidentally try to play one with Gurmba.  Respawn?

Reaction roll: (3) Solarian is mildly annoyed.

"Captain! Check on the crew and myself, I'll be checking the surround."

See where I am and who else is there with me.

(1) You are in the Indian Ocean, crashed upon the top of a biodome.  The Captain scolds your navigational techniques by destroying the center of the deck.

Reaction Roll: (6) Solarian rewards you by changing the wooden components of you into adamantine that has the same density as the wood.

RELEASE THE ASSIMILATION VIRUS.

(4) You release the virus, but it fails to travel anywhere besides the ship that crashed on your nice biodome, converting 4% of the crew, and the ship itself.

Reaction Roll: (4) Solarian is slightly amused.

Hide while the apparent forces of chaos destroy eachother

(6) You hide so epicly that Solarian itself cannot find you.

Reaction Roll: Solarian cannot find you!

Jubibilibiliby's center-most head grimaced. It was the smartest of the bunch, thought the ;lot of them could read each other's thoughts, and left rear one always shouted one what they wanted to do during strategy games. What to do...well. He didn't really know what this thing found entertaining, but considering that he could only do earth magic upside down whilst in the air, that should be pretty funny.

Use bone magic to make self float in air, upside down. Use earth magic to begin making a castle.

(1) You use the bone magic, and crash into the ground when you try to float upside-down, and grow five legs.

Reaction Roll: (6) Solarian gives you the amulet of the multi-headed, allowing you to increase the number of heads you have up to triple your current amount, or reduce the number down to one.

Bring several of the portraits of myself to life, and imagine some palette knives for them. Then commence with the circus/Vietnam knife-throwing act, taking out as many of the others as possible.

(6) You summon all your painted versions of yourself, and
(2) give them M16s.
(6) You go into Vietnam-mode, and transform your sector into Vietnam during the war, but worse.

Reaction Roll: (1) Solarian takes away all of the guns in your sector

Survey surroundings.
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(2) You find yourself at the border between frozen post-apocalypse wasteland and Vietnam nightmare.

Reaction Roll: (2) Solarian is not amused

Wait for some npc idiot to pick me up and wear me.
Persuade them to do a backflip.

(testing, testing)

(6) 15 people pick you up and wear you at once, fusing only their heads into one.
(5) You make the creature do a backflip.

Reaction Roll: (2) Solarian is not amused.

Bob uses his holy magic to smite any sinners or criminals in the area.

(1) Bob smites all of the good people in his sector with his holy magic.

Reaction Roll: (5) Solarian is amused.

try to seduce the deity using my deity level looks!!!!

(6) You successfully do so, but being near a diety with your looks causes a freak event that causes Solarian's consciousness to combine with your own.

Reaction Roll: You have become part Solarian.  You are exempt.

Check out where I am

(2) You are standing next to Wincerind.

Reaction Roll: (5) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is amused.
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A Rose for a Kingdom (FF.net) - A YGO/RWBY crossover I'm working on that may take time away from posting.
Quote from: Eric Blank
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon
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