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Author Topic: Roll to Entertain Archmage Ayndr Solarian Winterlocks  (Read 16736 times)

Zavvnao

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(can slade dig though slade?)
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(can slade dig though slade?)
No. It's less sharp and hard than adamantine, and adamantine can't dig slade.

Not that there's any way one could test this...but, then again, there's not any way one could lift a slade tool, either.
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Try to test whether i can use any of the deity's powers as i am now part of him.

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I still need Borno and Dariush.
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You can probably skip them.
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Shit on children to hypnotize them to form a children army that I will lead against heaven.

(3)  You get 40 children, but heaven retaliates by restoring their minds.

Reaction Roll: (1) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks takes away your hypnosis powers.

Use my TARDIS and portal abilities to bring an entire drunken tavern here, and trigger a bar brawl by taking a shot with my Jericho missile at the alcohol.

(5) You bring a whole tavern to the frozen wasteland, and
(1) your Jericho missile kills everyone, including yourself.  Respawn?

Reaction Roll: (1) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks takes away your ability to return to corporeal form, you can only be a ghost that cannot interact with the world by contact.

Try to convince whatever spirits there are nearby to mess around with the others. Because, eh, why not.

(4) Five spirits will mess with player rolls at random next turn, onwards.

Reaction roll: (3) Solarian is mildly annoyed.

Point out, loudly and to the crew as well, that by destroying the deck the captain has damaged everyone's livelihood. Also, begin cleansing that 4% of the crew nonlethally.

(6) Your point has been made epically, and the crew mutinies.  The mutiny is so violent that you sink, killing everyone, but you survive as a wreck that drifts to the bottom of the ocean, unable to move or speak with anyone.  You are then trapped further still underneath a base that fell on you.

Reaction roll: Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is mildly amused.

Elevate my base to above the ocean.

(1) The base begins to elevate, but then the base remembers gravity, and sinks back down, going deep into the water and landing tilted upon a shipwreck that survives by breaking a hole in the base, causing water to begin filling it.  Every BORG crams into a small storage closet that is the only place that is unflooded, and is sealed against the water.  It is quite cramped.

Reaction Roll: (2) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is not amused.

Try using Thaumancy to make a magic thing.

(6) You create a magic thing that transfers you, your wife, and your fox to another dimension, with no way back.  At least, until someone shoots the magic thing and brings you, your wife, and your fox back.

Reaction Roll: You're in another dimension!

Get 27 heads. Engage in philosophical debate.

(6) You get 27 heads who disagree on everything, preventing your ability to move.
(2) No head can agree on anything, so nothing is able to be debated for more than one second.

Reaction Roll:  (4) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is slightly amused.

Respawn, I guess. Wander randomly. Maybe shoot something.

You respawn.

(4) You wander into Hiroshima, and
(5) shoot Kyle Johnson's magic thing, bringing him, his wife and his fox back to this dimension.

Reaction Roll: (3) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is slightly annoyed.

Have the many-armed creature thing juggle.
With all 30 arms at once.


(2) It juggles terribly, and knocks you off, back onto the altar.  It panics and runs away.

Reaction Roll: (4) Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is slightly amused.

try to keep any family members who may be on the tiny planet safely with him if he can. Plans ways to sneak and steal important things from the powers it would be safer to attempt

(4) One quarter of the family leaves, but the rest stay with him.
(6) You make a plan to steal the godhood from whomever is the god at the time.  (+1 if this is tried)

Reaction Roll: Solarian/Arin Winterlocks cannot find you!

"YOU DIRTY VIETNAMESE CAN TAKE OUR GUNS, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR 'MERICA!"

Imagine up some palette knives, and arm my troops with them. Attack Solarian/Arin because he is obviously a damned communist, taking away the guns like that.

(6) You imagine Buster Swords and the troops are armed with them.
(2) Your army is totally annihilated, but you keep your Buster Sword.

Reaction Roll: (4-1)  Solarian/Arin Winterlocks is slightly annoyed.

Try to test whether i can use any of the deity's powers as i am now part of him.

(6) You have control of the powers, but you and Solarian have to work together to access them in their entirety.  Otherwise, both of you only have access to 1/4 the max power.

Reaction Roll: You have become part Solarian.  You are exempt.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #231 on: June 24, 2013, 07:57:07 pm »

Do something to entertain the current gods.

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #232 on: June 24, 2013, 08:25:01 pm »

Agree to disagree. Engage in planning, research, and debate about physics and science.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2013, 08:54:01 pm by Rolepgeek »
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #233 on: June 24, 2013, 08:47:03 pm »

Discover an ancient civilization, or something. Whatever.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #234 on: June 24, 2013, 09:51:48 pm »

Respawn.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #235 on: June 24, 2013, 10:14:36 pm »

Well f*ck you too.
What everyone hears: TWEET TWEET TWEET, BITCH

Summon up an army of demons and destroy the current location. Then torture the diety to death.
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(2) No head can agree on anything, so nothing is able to be debated for more than one second.
((This is hilarious. Imagine:))
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Get the crew to repair me. Help if I can. Maybe cannibalize bits from that base...
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #237 on: June 24, 2013, 11:06:30 pm »

Well f*ck you too.
What everyone hears: TWEET TWEET TWEET, BITCH

Summon up an army of demons and destroy the current location. Then torture the diety to death.

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(2) No head can agree on anything, so nothing is able to be debated for more than one second.
((This is hilarious. Imagine:))
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((I spent way too much time on that.))

Get the crew to repair me. Help if I can. Maybe cannibalize bits from that base...

You didn't spend enough time. Twenty-seven heads. You had merely ten.

So basically, take what you did, and quintuple it, and that should be the approximate amount of chaos.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #238 on: June 25, 2013, 06:01:11 am »

Hey, wheres my post
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #239 on: June 25, 2013, 07:34:28 am »

You didn't spend enough time. Twenty-seven heads. You had merely ten.

So basically, take what you did, and quintuple it, and that should be the approximate amount of chaos.
10*5=/=27
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