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Author Topic: Roll to Entertain Archmage Ayndr Solarian Winterlocks  (Read 16378 times)

kahn1234

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #240 on: June 25, 2013, 09:13:03 am »

Try to hunt down the one who is hiding from us and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2013, 02:35:08 pm by kahn1234 »
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #241 on: June 25, 2013, 09:16:53 am »

Try to hunt down the one who stole godhood and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

No one has stolen it yet.  Only someone whom is "hiding so epically you cannot find him" has made a plan, but hasn't enacted it.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #242 on: June 25, 2013, 10:49:32 am »

Make an enormous castle out of ice. Because why not.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #243 on: June 25, 2013, 02:35:18 pm »

Try to hunt down the one who stole godhood and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

No one has stolen it yet.  Only someone whom is "hiding so epically you cannot find him" has made a plan, but hasn't enacted it.

Fixed.

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #244 on: June 25, 2013, 10:27:00 pm »

You didn't spend enough time. Twenty-seven heads. You had merely ten.

So basically, take what you did, and quintuple it, and that should be the approximate amount of chaos.
10*5=/=27
It's not linear.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #245 on: June 26, 2013, 12:22:46 pm »

Wait for some other sucker to wear me.
Have them do a cartwheel
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #246 on: June 27, 2013, 09:39:04 pm »

EAT THE NEAREST BORG NEAR ME TO AQUIRE MORE SPACE.

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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #247 on: July 10, 2013, 07:45:51 pm »

Finally does try to take some of the godhood form the current deity, not all, just enough to get off this crazy place
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #248 on: August 15, 2013, 05:18:53 am »

I love how kahn managed to create THE BIGGEST Mary Sue ever.... and did it in an RTD environment.

And then "Reaction roll: Solarian cannot find you!" had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. Literally. I approve. Please continue this glorious mess of chaos.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #249 on: August 15, 2013, 01:10:03 pm »

Do something to entertain the current gods.

(4) You do something completely idiotic that somehow manages to entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks.  +1 to reaction rolls for 2 turns.

Reaction Roll: (3+1) Solarian Winterlocks is slightly amused.

Agree to disagree. Engage in planning, research, and debate about physics and science.

(1) No one decides to do this.  The argument becomes worse.

Reaction Roll: (5) Solarian Winterlocks is amused.

Discover an ancient civilization, or something. Whatever.

(1) An accident with a time machine causes you to become a fossil.  An ancient civilization discovers your fossilized body.

Reaction Roll: (5) Solarian Winterlocks is amused.

Respawn.

(6) You respawn with enough force to become the third part of the Solarian/Arin Winterlocks combination.

Reaction Roll: You are a part of the combined deity.  You are exempt.

Summon up an army of demons and destroy the current location. Then torture the diety to death.

(1) The army of demons kills you and swears total loyalty to Solarian/Arin Winterlocks/Archmage Agah.

Reaction Roll (3) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is slightly annoyed.

Try to hunt down the one who is hiding from us and PUNISH HIM/HER! Try to get my husband/lover Solarian to help.

(2) You do not find whatever is hiding.  You don't even think there is anything hiding.

Reaction Roll: You are a part of the combined deity.  You are exempt.

Make an enormous castle out of ice. Because why not.

(2) You spend the time to create the castle, but it melts.

Reaction Roll: (2) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is not amused.

Get the crew to repair me. Help if I can. Maybe cannibalize bits from that base...

(6) The whole base is added to your form.  The Borg are now free.

Reaction Roll: (3) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is mildly annoyed.

Wait for some other sucker to wear me.
Have them do a cartwheel


(6) A Wooden Titan puts you on.
(6) It does a cartwheel that flattens you.  Respawn?

Reaction Roll: (3) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks is mildly annoyed.

EAT THE NEAREST BORG NEAR ME TO AQUIRE MORE SPACE.

(5) You eat one of the tauric borg.  It's mass is added to your form.

Reaction Roll: (6) Archmage Solarian Winterlocks gives you an all-matter devouring mouth.  You can now eat anything that is made of matter.

Finally does try to take some of the godhood form the current deity, not all, just enough to get off this crazy place

(6) You become a part of the diety.

Reaction Roll: You are a part of the combined deity.  You are exempt.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #250 on: August 15, 2013, 01:11:43 pm »

Be part of a chemical reaction, allowing me to come back to life.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #251 on: August 15, 2013, 01:15:38 pm »

Do something to impede another player.

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« Reply #252 on: August 15, 2013, 01:32:09 pm »

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Respawn?
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #253 on: August 15, 2013, 01:50:10 pm »

Goddamnit. Become the deity of arguments. Argue about what diety we should become.
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Re: Roll to Entertain Solarian/Arin Winterlocks (It's back!)
« Reply #254 on: August 15, 2013, 03:00:06 pm »

Fuckit. Tweet tweet, inferior mammals.

Respawn and combine EVERYONE into the diety, ending the delusion that we actually have to do anything.
If that fails, fart in whatever the diety's called now face for 7 hours.
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