Update 18 of Restart
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GWGPS: Figure out what the hell we're doing
Kim Jong Hui: Begin MANDATE REFORMS
(61) GWGPS figure out that you need to eat soon, and can use magic 25% of the time.
(77) Kim Jong Hui begin to reform mandates, and the Extra-Universals temporarily back off.
T. Dragonsis: Ask the other heads if we can go slaughter the Bear clan in revenge. You know, minus children.
(45) The other heads descend into an argument.
Bear: Pledge service to Xantalos the all-powerful eldritch abomination! THE BEAR CLAN WILL RULE SUPREME!
Wow, someone is channeling Handsome Jack right now... I hate Handsome Jack. 
It seems I'll have to play borderlands 2 now. At some point.
Bear: Prank-call GWGPSG & taunt them.
(40) Xantalos tells the bear that it aren't powerful enough to serve it.
(75) The bear prank calls GWGPSD, and they are taunted.
EU: Make soup.
(100) The ExtraUniversals make the best soup in the multi-verse, somehow making it come out of the bowl it was made in infinitely, if poured out.
>The Railroad Conductor has gone insane and is attempting to destroy the errant plot
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>The ExtraUniversals are mad at Kim Jong Hui, and have destroyed 17 death star guns.
>The ExtraUniversals make the best soup in the multi-verse, somehow making it come out of the bowl it was made in infinitely, if poured out.
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>Xantalos is an eldrich abomination that has tails made of every material in Dwarf Fortress
>He is randomly flicking a set of four switches, giving magic a 25% success rate
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>Kim Jong-Hui is the leader of North Korea, in the future, at the point where the machine is at.
>In his time, he controls the universe.
>He has killed off all the techpriests (the Order members) and replaced them.
>A planet has been glassed in response to his revolution against himself, which is now on a shaky truce.
>The PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER is an important device for the control of the universe.
>He is the god of flossing between toes.
>His father was king of flossing between the ears.
>Has a gun that shoots death stars that shoots guns that shoot death stars.
>There is a 20 parsec wall of death stars that is screwing up space travel.
>All mustache twirling is banned.
>Left leg taped to right arm and right leg taped to left arm.
>Protesters suppressed: praise heightened, outside opinion lowered
>Extra-Universals invading!
>Made a similar Gangam style parody.
>Kim Jong Hui begin to reform mandates, and the Extra-Universals temporarily back off.
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>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon. Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die. You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack. This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed. The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe. It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed. It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present. The method of creating the portals is technological. The portal is one-way, in your direction. It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.
>The Great Wyrms tried to shut down the device via a quantum bogosort, using the first quantum computer. When they attempted this, they ultimately failed, destroying the computer and the team who built it, setting back quantum computing by 3 years.
>Your worship thread was taken down and some forumites have been silenced for some reason.
>Whenever another dragon approaches you, it is assimilated into you.
>The Great Wyrms need to eat soon.
>The Great Wyrms know about the 25% success rate of magic.
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>T. Dragonsis's sensei is dead
>T. Dragonsis has sworn revenge on T. Bear.
>T. Dragonsis has become another head of the GreatWyrm conglomeration.
>T. Dragonsis has caused an argument in the conglomeration.
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>T. Bear is a robobear
>T. Bear has a fried sanity chip, causing actions used for him to be forced to not make sense!
>T. Bear is not strong enough to pledge himself to Xantalos.
>T. Bear has prank called GWGPSD.
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1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot. The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.
4) At the end of your post, roll to see who the next GM is.
5) Conflicting actions will be resolved by cage match.
6) Remuthra must return kj1225's PlayStation before the end of the console war.
Next Gm out of those who sent in actions: GrizzlyAdamz!
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