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Remuthra

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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #240 on: May 28, 2013, 03:38:47 pm »

REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!
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« Reply #241 on: May 28, 2013, 03:51:14 pm »

REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!
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« Reply #242 on: May 28, 2013, 04:27:52 pm »

Lucky for you I happen to have one! Now fix it!
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« Reply #243 on: May 28, 2013, 04:33:42 pm »

(4) Yay, I won Metal Gear! What were we talking about again?

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« Reply #244 on: May 28, 2013, 04:41:27 pm »

You caused a time paradox and I want you to fix it!
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« Reply #245 on: May 28, 2013, 04:43:01 pm »

(5) Oh, right. What was the time paradox?

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« Reply #246 on: May 28, 2013, 04:49:05 pm »

GWGPS WAS BEATEN UP BY A BEAR! AND NOW HE HAS RABIES! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO RABID DRAGONS!? THEY DIE!
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« Reply #247 on: May 28, 2013, 04:51:49 pm »

(2) Magic.

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« Reply #248 on: May 28, 2013, 04:57:25 pm »

I nominate myself to take the place of random dragon! Because we always need the character to be someone we know.
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« Reply #249 on: May 28, 2013, 05:03:21 pm »

(3) Uhh, okay. You are the dragon. You are heavily injured. You have a burning hatred of your bear foe. What will you do?

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« Reply #250 on: May 28, 2013, 05:23:28 pm »

I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.
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« Reply #251 on: May 28, 2013, 09:18:44 pm »

The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!
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« Reply #252 on: May 28, 2013, 09:27:21 pm »

K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.
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Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« Reply #253 on: May 30, 2013, 05:50:52 pm »

Update 17 of Restart
I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.
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You barley get to the Hospital before bleeding out. The training sequence is fairly good. The mood is dampened when you find your sensei near death in your dojo. As he gives you a final warning to stay away from fighting when not needed he dies. On the bright side you learn that the bear died of a drug overdose. You still vow to genocide all the bears related to T. Bear.

The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!
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You upgrade your eye to laser vision . You get some average steroids and become stronger. You slay everyone except the master who you leave bear-ly breathing. You faceplant into the cocaine and swiftly die of an overdose. Idiot.

K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.
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You make a bad parody of Gangam style that nobody believes.


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« Reply #254 on: May 30, 2013, 05:54:53 pm »

4/100 is the difference between mixed victory and death?
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