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Kadzar

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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2013, 08:57:41 pm »

Do that thing from Groundhogs Day.
You mean This and this?
But this isn't a Groundhog Day scenario. This is more like-- crap, I can't remember that one Doctor Who quote; it was something about how you can die in the past before you were ever even born, but put a lot more eloquently than that.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2013, 09:04:10 pm »

If I repeatedly wake up in 1993 after living until the present day, it's a time loop, thus I can use my metaknowledge to manipulate events.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #92 on: May 17, 2013, 10:01:55 pm »

Have sex with myself.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #93 on: May 17, 2013, 10:15:49 pm »

Well 1993 was twenty years ago...
Either you are older than the average bay12 user, or not familiar wit time based shenanigans.

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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #94 on: May 17, 2013, 11:54:02 pm »

Have sex with myself.
Isn't that like... Super incest?
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #95 on: May 18, 2013, 01:48:21 am »

Have sex with myself.
Isn't that like... Super incest?
No, super incest is if you go back in time and father your great-grandfather and then go forward in time a bit and father your father, thus becoming your own father twice over, and THEN have sex with yourself.
If you want you can send yourself back further and propogate your whole family line leading down to you with yourself.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #96 on: May 18, 2013, 03:17:51 am »

Not that I'm a proponent of the idea, but this also wouldn't carry the normal negative effects of incest. You wouldn't necessarily be accentuating dangerous recessive traits, but your line would also have a lot less genetic variation.

And then Xantalos discovered the secret to winning at incest.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #97 on: May 18, 2013, 03:20:22 am »

And then Xantalos discovered the secret to winning at incest.
And then Solifuge joined my sig.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #98 on: May 18, 2013, 08:58:56 am »

A) Wonder why the hell I'm time travelling again.
B) Become a crazy martial arts mentor to 10-year-old-MZ. Teach him how to be an awesome person, and how to stretch to avoid pain.
C) Abuse the stock market like everyone else.
D) Dig up some info to discredit certain politicians to help the US/Michigan be a better place. Specifically, corrupticrats Kwame Kilpatrick and Rick Snyder.
E) Hunt down a bunch of you goofballs to prevent you from going to prison and/or destroying the world.

Bonus) Round up the FutureB12ers, wait for the Toady One to start coding, and have us all begin leaving little donations here and there. Not enough to arouse suspicion, but enough to raise his standard of living from "shit" to "comfortable".
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #99 on: May 18, 2013, 09:01:53 am »

I'm not sure doubling the number of selves involved in this arraignment is a good idea. At this rate of growth soon we'll spit into factions and wage war for control of the timeline.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2013, 10:13:02 am »

Well, MSH, we already know what you'd do. Become MZ.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2013, 11:25:48 am »

Actually I'd be more likely to buy a tower somewhere with my multiple selves a d scheme while we entertain ourselves watching you kill each other.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2013, 11:52:52 am »

Well 1993 was twenty years ago...
Either you are older than the average bay12 user, or not familiar wit time based shenanigans.

Actually, I'm sure this whole thread was a trap to see who mentioned anything about meeting past selves in order to guess peoples real ages.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2013, 06:02:18 pm »

Actually I'd be more likely to buy a tower somewhere with my multiple selves a d scheme while we entertain ourselves watching you kill each other.
I'm pretty sure this is a branching timeline, so the only other self you'll meet is Past!Xantalos, who will eventually go back in time to become you, who will not go back in time because you already went back in time.
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Re: What if we all woke up tomorrow and it was 1993?
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2013, 06:02:50 pm »

Actually I'd be more likely to buy a tower somewhere with my multiple selves a d scheme while we entertain ourselves watching you kill each other.
I'm pretty sure this is a branching timeline, so the only other self you'll meet is Past!Xantalos, who will eventually go back in time to become you, who will not go back in time because you already went back in time.
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