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TimeTurtle

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Best Necormancer Books
« on: May 18, 2013, 02:28:08 pm »

I love the names for Necromancer books. I think the combination of death/philosophy and self help titles are hilarious. So my favorite that I've found has been, "Start Your Day With Death". http://i.imgur.com/C9REe2Z.png?1

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Re: Best Necormancer Books
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2013, 10:19:32 am »

At one point I modded in some more naughty words, which of course made things.. interesting.
Before deciding my additions made things a little too silly to continue using, I found these.

A book entitled "Phallic Hal Tangleambers", a 173 page pit of bitter scorn written by an elven necromancer about Hal Tangleambers, a human necromancer.

A two page poem entitled "The Penises And Kranz Crownglad", written by Kranz Crownglad, a female necromancer. The writing is very concise.
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Re: Best Necormancer Books
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 08:51:10 pm »

That's pretty great. The second one sounds like an autobiography. :D
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Re: Best Necormancer Books
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 09:22:49 pm »

Reading necromancy and other books are essentially the only reason I ever take the reading skill.
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Re: Best Necormancer Books
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 07:02:15 pm »

I always forget you can read slabs and stuff.
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