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[Ross Vernal]

Alright, my thoughts are gathered. I'll start writing tonight after I cook dinner.

It'll be Round 7 by the time I'm done with that post, by the way.

[Xanmyral]

Seven rounds, so all of this has happened in roughly... Twenty eight seconds. Yep.

[Ross Vernal]

I'll just quote someone else in reply.

The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what’s cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words... the novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.

[Xanmyral]

Haha, I wasn't saying that disbelievingly, I was saying more in a 'damn son, all that happened in thirty some seconds? Holy crap, that's awesome.'

All I gotta do is just point to the Jewel Meteor plan to describe where I fall on the 'trench coat versus mohawk' scale.

[Remuthra]

Yeah, that plan has to be executed at the first opportunity.

[Xanmyral]

Damn right it does, Jewel was told he could be anything so he became the meteor!

But yeah, just imagine a three hundred and fifty pound (completely naked, he probably weighs fifty or so more with all of his armor, weapons, and gear, probably even more really) five foot three to four inches man made of stone being flung at someone from the sky while trying their damnedest to smash your skull in.

[Remuthra]

Later on we can get you to carry and throw Rurail, who throws projectiles, with me throwing you.

[Xantalos]

...
Do bags of holding exist?

[Gamerlord]

DO NOT KILL THE UNIVERSE XANTALOS. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

[Xantalos]

DO NOT KILL THE UNIVERSE XANTALOS. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

What am I thinking?

[Gamerlord]

I know if you get one, you'll turn it inside out. Or put one inside another.

[Xantalos]

Sort of. I have a plan to revolutionize travel.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

I know if you get one, you'll turn it inside out. Or put one inside another.

I suspect turning it inside out would just make the contents of the bag appear in the new 'inside'. Snipping the rim would be trickier to handle, so it'd probably just break the enchantment.

Putting one inside another would only save the amount of space the former took up- no infinities or paradoxes involved.

[Xantalos]

Not to bug you overmuch, Ross, but ...
bug.

[Ross Vernal]

Writer's block. I have scenes in the head of people reacting different to the HOLY WORD, the chaos unfolding as supposed friendlies start bleeding from the ears, the spear throw and grabbing a sword from the fallen, the wolves tearing meat apart and flowing from their non!stomach across their bodies to form muscles.

I just find it hard to project said scenes into words.