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Author Topic: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 3: Hogwarts woulda been cheaper.  (Read 38726 times)

shadenight123

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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2013, 02:54:29 pm »

No.

We have a perfect Magical User with Hades.

We will build a Magical Girl.

Yes, Bay12. We will make a Nanoha Mk2 with more angst and sadness than the original magical girl anime.

We want death.
We want sin.

We want evil!

Cackle in madness!

Magic training to the max, and send the girl to work in the restaurant.
She'll learn to poison people, I hope.

Yesss...we must have evil.
Evil always finds its way.
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2013, 02:55:00 pm »

Farming seems like good money.

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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2013, 02:56:52 pm »

I'm telling you, just do it oldschool, like Legend of Zelda style.  "You are now 10 years old.  It is time to wander into the desert."  Tossing kids into terrible threats only gets them the Master Sword, slaying a great demon, and getting a piece of dat princess.

Isn't that what we all want for our child, in the end?  To put them in the desert?

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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2013, 03:03:55 pm »

Maybe a she should get a year of fighting school first.
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2013, 03:54:38 pm »

I'm telling you, just do it oldschool, like Legend of Zelda style.  "You are now 10 years old.  It is time to wander into the desert."  Tossing kids into terrible threats only gets them the Master Sword, slaying a great demon, and getting a piece of dat princess.

Isn't that what we all want for our child, in the end?  To put them in the desert?
On second thought, this.
Start her off in the forest, though.
Give her a sword and she's all set!
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2013, 06:04:11 pm »

Farming until we can save up for basic equipment, then forest.

EDIT: Actually, she only needs armor.  Her magic attack should be adequate for the forest.

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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2013, 06:06:46 pm »

Farming until we can save up for basic equipment, then forest.

EDIT: Actually, she only needs armor.  Her magic attack should be adequate for the forest.
Magic? Hell, +1 this then.
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2013, 06:19:08 pm »

PTW.
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 12:28:32 am »

This is always a fun game to watch. Ever since Lizzie Shinkicker (and later on in a different LP, her exploits in working with XCOM, run by her father in a next life).

That was a hoot.

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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 12:48:59 am »

It is a crime that this is the last Princess Maker! a crime onto murder itself!

BURN THE VILLAGES!

Then again future Princess Makers seem to drop some of the most interesting aspects of the game and replaces them with equally interesting features. One unfathomable feature is that in much later ones YOU the parent actually have your own stats and abilities (they tend to amount to just... cash but still)
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 1: Daughter of Gawd
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2013, 02:16:41 am »

Now I'm fantasizing about a Princess Maker where the parent is a mob boss training up their successor.
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We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 2: Me: 0, Big Bad World: 1
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2013, 02:51:15 am »

It is a crime that this is the last Princess Maker!
Lies and slander.



Let's start with the quintessential heroic job: farming!

Farming is heroic?
Sure. Many heroes started out as simple farmers or something similar, until some antagonist razes their village, murders their family, and kicks their puppy.
But we don't have a puppy.
That's the part you object to?
So you want me to become a hero?
If you want to. See, it's not all black and white, it's a spectrum between both extremes.
Personally, I incorporate a lot of anti- into my heroism.
I don't understand...
Right, big words.


you're welcome

Pony!

Aaaah the pony is eating me!

Hey, 30% efficiency isn't too shabby, that paid for this month's food.
Three more days, kid.

33% is even better!

My hands hurt...
I have good news. Next month's schedule has been assembled.
Great, but first I'll have to do some shopping.
Yeah, I've been cold lately.
Oh, you need winter clothes too do you.
Listen, while I'm in town you can go out and make friends or whatever people do, okay?
Okay.
Now, remember what I told you about talking to people.
Never take candy from strangers, don't follow anybdoy onto their cart, and anybody with an ugly grin is a bad guy.
Aaand?
And never talk to prettyboys.
Especially not white-haired ones. They'll always be aloof pricks at best.


Fat, generic soldier? Safe to talk to.

In the meanwhile, I go get stuff.

I buy a winter dress.

I also buy a dagger and leather armour, the classic starting equipment of a budding protagonist.
I go back home where Cube and Scythe are waiting.

So what's the schedule, Cube?
First, she will acquire knowledge of battlefield movements and tactics.
Translation, you're gonna study strategy
There's two ways to become a successful fighter.
The first is to be a dumb, yet determined brute.
And the other is to be smart?
Clever girl...

You cannot afford this course for more than a few days. Come back when you have money.
Welp, didn't think that through.

Second, free time for the purpose of recreation.
I get a week off? Yay!


What's last?
*beep*

You'll be, uh, going into the desert.

Eeeeeeeh?!
Have fun and watch out for goblins trying to eat you
What?

*sob*



Guys am I doing this parenting thing right?
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 2: Me: 0, Big Bad World: 1
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2013, 02:52:52 am »

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Lies and slander

Of officially released ones in English speaking countries... or are you going to prove me wrong by playing ALL OF DEM!?!
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 2: Me: 0, Big Bad World: 1
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2013, 03:11:07 am »

Tempting. But no.
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Re: We're playing Princess Maker 2! Part 2: Me: 0, Big Bad World: 1
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2013, 03:13:28 am »

Tempting. But no.

It isn't as tempting as it would seem... 3 doesn't have Cube in it... and I refuse to play any Princess Maker without my Butler.
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