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[mastahcheese]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

You would vomit painfully. And probably die.

[cattouchdis]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

You would vomit painfully. And probably die.

Maybe if we find some way to cook it.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

You would vomit painfully. And probably die.

Maybe if we find some way to cook it.

Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?

[cattouchdis]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

You would vomit painfully. And probably die.

Maybe if we find some way to cook it.

Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?

It makes so little sense how could it not work? but one of you will have to try it first, I'm not going anywhere near eating that.

[RangerCado]

I'm not eating something that can turn undead when killed.

[Parsely]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

You would vomit painfully. And probably die.

Maybe if we find some way to cook it.

Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?

Extremely well done. Which is to say burnt to a crisp and thrown out the window.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Teddy looks at Knife with a slight grin.
"Eheh, something about 'excessive misuse of resources' but, I still think that my machine was brilliant.
Admittedly, we were left with no way to cook food, but it was a necessary sacrifice, I feel..."

Take a look around for anything of note. There's gotta be something, after all.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Your machine didn't even work! ...What was it supposed to do, anyway?"

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Hah! To the untrained eye, it may seem that way.
It was intended to be an extremely powerful laser.
Admittedly, it burning out within fifteen seconds of being turned on was slightly less than ideal, but no new technology is perfect.
Come to think of it, it was less of a laser and more of a really bright light. But still, it was red! Redness is the central part of a laser!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"It was supposed to be a laser? I thought you were trying to make a new kind of greenhouse. Or maybe an oven. Why did you need all the seeds?"

[mastahcheese]

Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.

You would vomit painfully. And probably die.

Maybe if we find some way to cook it.

Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?

It makes so little sense how could it not work? but one of you will have to try it first, I'm not going anywhere near eating that.

Only one way to find out if it's safe.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Pah! If you need to ask, clearly, it's far, far above you. Philistine."

Teddy crosses his arms and looks at Player with a smile of pure smugness.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Roll eyes and get back to work.