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Author Topic: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD- GRASS BEAT CHEESECAKE  (Read 4090 times)

Doomblade187

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BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD- GRASS BEAT CHEESECAKE
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:25:52 pm »

YOU ALL ON GRASSY PLAIN. ENJOY.

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2013, 09:42:17 pm »

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2013, 10:10:05 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 01:03:35 am »

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 04:25:52 am »

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2013, 08:16:02 am »

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2013, 10:38:08 am »

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2013, 11:43:26 am »

YOU ALL STANDING AROUND. SUDDENLY, TANKS APPEAR! THEY POINT GUNS AT YOU. WHAT DO?

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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2013, 11:44:12 am »

ROOOOOOOLLLLLLL
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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2013, 11:44:46 am »

EAT PLANET
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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2013, 11:51:38 am »

Sneak around back of the tanks and throw my stock of homemade poisons into their air mains
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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 02:00:50 pm »

COMMANDEER PRIMITIVE EARTH-BASED VEHICLE
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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2013, 02:59:00 pm »

Diplomance! Convince the tanks that they don't want to fire on me, and that my DR 15/magic would stop the shots dead if they tried.
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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2013, 04:58:27 pm »

CONSUME BIOMASS.
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Re: BECAUSE I CAN MINIMALIST RTD- GRASS BEAT CHEESECAKE
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2013, 07:25:13 pm »

ROOOOOOOLLLLLLL
[3] YOU ROLL DICE. HAPPY NOW?

EAT PLANET
[4] *CHOMP* *CRUNCH* *GNAW* *GRIND*

...

WELL, YOU'RE A QUARTER OF THE WAY THERE.

Sneak around back of the tanks and throw my stock of homemade poisons into their air mains
[2v1] YOU MANAGE TO THROW YOUR POISONS INTO THE AMMO RACKS. NOT SURE HOW, BUT IT DOES NOTHING, AND YOU STILL UNNOTICED.

COMMANDEER PRIMITIVE EARTH-BASED VEHICLE
[1v1] YOU AND TANK SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.

Diplomance! Convince the tanks that they don't want to fire on me, and that my DR 15/magic would stop the shots dead if they tried.
[3v4] THEY MENTION THAT MAGICAL TANK SHELLS ARE A THING.

CONSUME BIOMASS.
[1v4] YOU TRY TO EAT THE GRASS, BUT THE GREEN GROUND-COVER'S WILL IS STRONGER. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU JUST DIED TO GRASS.

((Doing this while working on the other update.))
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