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Author Topic: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread  (Read 9201 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2013, 10:05:17 pm »

"Correvon, please for the love of all that is good never utter that sentence again."
"Why not?"

"common, heads, I just want to eat, and fighting will just hurt everyone. and we are staying still too much. we need to get going before the fish or animals will be long gone"
"It won't work if half of us want to go one way and half the other! Please choose."
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2013, 10:13:29 pm »

What in sam hell are you talking about, boy?

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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2013, 10:15:36 pm »

"Walton ees just gunna stik with Walton's desizion. No madder wat...."
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2013, 10:18:19 pm »

"Joe, have you heard about the fable about the mule and the two piles of hay? It's worse if there are four heads, and two want to go to each pile."
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2013, 10:27:05 pm »

*Joe sighs* You kids these days. All of you, just shut up and listen to old Joe here. Now, there's this mystical place of legends way out in the wilds somewhere. It's called a forest. The strange part, though, is that there's a river flowing through it. Now stop yapping and move!

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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2013, 10:50:18 pm »

"fine, I will go with the other group then. now lets move before we loose any food!"
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2013, 11:09:27 pm »

"Which group?"
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2013, 11:19:39 pm »

"the one opposite of what I said before. I will go with the hunting guys then as that is the opposite and will break the tie."
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2013, 11:35:57 pm »

"For the sake of getting a speedy resolution, I agree. Let the hunt begin!"
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2013, 11:56:56 pm »

Turn 1: Hunting

The heads of the hydra debate for a while on whether to get their meal from hunting or fishing.  After a short time, the majority settle upon the idea of hunting, so, despite the protests of one of the heads, the hydra goes off hunting within the woods.

It takes 4 hours of wandering before they find any food, but, the hydra encounters a herd of deer.  The hydra attacks swiftly, managing to 6 deer to bring back to their lair.  (+1 'use' on the hunting progress meter)  The hydra gathers the food in a small area, and proceeds to devour one of the smaller corpses, filling its stomach for a time long enough to transfer the rest of the corpses to their lair.

As the hydra gathers the corpses upon its back for transfer home, 4 giant spiders attack, wanting to kill the hydra and take its kills.

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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2013, 12:02:57 am »

"I'll remind everyone that I thought fishing was the better idea."
Logic says in a deadpan voice as he uses a spider as an ugly mace with telekinesis. (Take minus 1 to mental communication.
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2013, 01:36:04 am »

Scaps looks at the foes "How cute, they think they are a threat."

Earth Bomb one of them to death
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2013, 06:12:04 am »

Ya durm scavengers! Get outta here!

Air Blast them away from us.

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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2013, 12:04:52 pm »

"Oh, you you agree with Walton now?"

Snark, then bite a spider and use my Light Breath on it.
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Re: You are the Head of a Hydra 2: In-Universe thread
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2013, 12:08:46 pm »

"Oh, shut up or I'll use the catch to beat them!"
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