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Author Topic: What if Bay12 Became a Country?  (Read 34427 times)

Xantalos

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #165 on: June 05, 2013, 12:13:33 pm »
Any souls of sufficient terror are appreciated.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #166 on: June 05, 2013, 01:53:49 pm »
Quote from: Yannanth on June 05, 2013, 06:07:26 am
Everyone forgot the most important point about security... the national army will of course be called the Liberal Crime Squad.

There are only moderates, liberals and elite liberals in the national parliament of Bay12, afterall, according to the first post.

I hereby form the conservative party of "Capitalists for the Advocacy of Trading Sincerely." Our slogan is "I like my economy like I like my laws; responsible and respectful."

And that's about that. Other than whining occasionally about being picked on for being "the greater evil", we will do jack-shit.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #167 on: June 05, 2013, 01:59:45 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 05, 2013, 01:53:49 pm
Quote from: Yannanth on June 05, 2013, 06:07:26 am
Everyone forgot the most important point about security... the national army will of course be called the Liberal Crime Squad.

There are only moderates, liberals and elite liberals in the national parliament of Bay12, afterall, according to the first post.

I hereby form the conservative party of "Capitalists for the Advocacy of Trading Sincerely." Our slogan is "I like my economy like I like my laws; responsible and respectful."

And that's about that. Other than whining occasionally about being picked on for being "the greater evil", we will do jack-shit.
Be prepared to be drugged and tortured shown the error of your ways.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #168 on: June 05, 2013, 02:47:30 pm »
How did I get elected to political advisor in chief? Oh right, I was probably "sentenced" to the position in absentia.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #169 on: June 05, 2013, 02:50:25 pm »
I nominate myself chief problem-solver regarding the 'why are there still babies running around freely?' issue.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #170 on: June 05, 2013, 02:52:35 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on June 05, 2013, 02:50:25 pm
I nominate myself chief problem-solver regarding the 'why are there still babies running around freely?' issue.
what about my baby silos?
did they break?
is there a baby leak!
darn who's in charge of those things...
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #171 on: June 05, 2013, 03:01:35 pm »
I nominate myself as LORD OF GENETIC FUCKERY.

Since there's a SCIENCE branch

but noone specifically dedicated to fucking with the genetic code in ways that was never intended.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #172 on: June 05, 2013, 08:05:43 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on June 05, 2013, 07:03:52 pm
I now fear what B12 would become if we were to become a country.

We'd be some kind of technocratic anarchy (the most intelligent would rule, because they are the only ones that can manipulate people. Then, next day, they are deposed by the manipulated), science would be unbound by morals, human rights or red tape, and we would rapidly implode in a giant wave of dark magicks, science, and general fuckery.

Then Xantalos would travel through the portal created and take control of the earth, then we summon Toady to ban all of the peoples from the nation, and we all fall back to normal.

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IA IA! TOADY FHTAGN!
Hmmm, added.

Anyways, This gave me a IDEA! Thread with Idea will be SOON!
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #173 on: June 05, 2013, 08:09:27 pm »
Greetings. I would like to apply for citizenship.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #174 on: June 05, 2013, 08:37:05 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 08:09:27 pm
Greetings. I would like to apply for citizenship.

I plan to abuse my ill-begotten position to make this a bureaucratic nightmare. Its nothing personal.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #175 on: June 05, 2013, 08:38:34 pm »
MHP could use recruits willing to advance Science and our nation in a way neutral to all Political Intrigues.
Hehe, for now. Secretary of the Ulterior, it seems
Regardless, I ask all discussion to be Civil, Please. I'd really hate for certain rowdy elements to need putting down.
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Quote from: Nadaka on June 05, 2013, 08:37:05 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 08:09:27 pm
Greetings. I would like to apply for citizenship.

I plan to abuse my ill-begotten position to make this a bureaucratic nightmare. Its nothing personal.
*Thrusts forth briefcase full of illicit avian bribes*
I have all my papers right here.
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Quote from: ragnarok97071 on June 05, 2013, 03:01:35 pm
I nominate myself as LORD OF GENETIC FUCKERY.

Since there's a SCIENCE branch

but noone specifically dedicated to fucking with the genetic code in ways that was never intended.
A: I can give you some material that might help, I have some background in Genetic Manipulation, In fact I lead the DIGDEEPER initiative for B12 Space Industries. B: We need subdivisions. Genetic Manipulation goes under SCIENCE!, for example, or that Tank commander under the Army, Or Button Pusher under problem solving... Police State goes under Ministry of the Interior...
« Last Edit: June 05, 2013, 08:40:22 pm by misko27 »
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #176 on: June 05, 2013, 08:39:24 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on June 05, 2013, 08:37:05 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 08:09:27 pm
Greetings. I would like to apply for citizenship.

I plan to abuse my ill-begotten position to make this a bureaucratic nightmare. Its nothing personal.
*Thrusts forth briefcase full of illicit avian bribes*
I have all my papers right here.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #177 on: June 05, 2013, 09:01:05 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 08:39:24 pm
Quote from: Nadaka on June 05, 2013, 08:37:05 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 08:09:27 pm
Greetings. I would like to apply for citizenship.

I plan to abuse my ill-begotten position to make this a bureaucratic nightmare. Its nothing personal.
*Thrusts forth briefcase full of illicit avian bribes*
I have all my papers right here.
Indeed, if there is one ultimate purpose for a bureaucratic nightmare, it is to be swiftly sidestepped by the proper application of filthy lucre.
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I don't care cause I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me...

I turned myself into a monster, to fight against the monsters of the world.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #178 on: June 05, 2013, 11:18:58 pm »
All right, Remuthra, now one final test. Please step into this room labeled 'Not a Sacrificial Chamber with Trapdoor' and stand on the X. Further instructions will follow.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #179 on: June 05, 2013, 11:31:42 pm »
The main battle tank variant we have shoots flaming, explosive babies and can fly.Xantalos help those who stand agianst us.
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