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[eliman47]

RIP Cheese. By the time I checked back on this thread the cheese has been eaten by a random dwarf. May he rest in pieces.

[peregarrett]

RIP Cheese. By the time I checked back on this thread the cheese has been eaten by a random dwarf. May he rest in pieces.

So much grief when a mighty hero vanishes like that... You should make giant monument - orthoclase or opriment cheese sector with clear class windows scattered over side. And settle yout dwarves inside.


But really, how do they managed to kill goblin horde with cheese?!

[Njals]

But really, how do they managed to kill goblin horde with cheese?!

Some legendary misc. object user got hungry right before a siege?

[peregarrett]

But really, how do they managed to kill goblin horde with cheese?!

Some legendary misc. object user got hungry right before a siege?

Oh.
A small peaceful dwarven outpost. Children are partying at the *copper cage*. Urist McMiscObjectUser is walking to food stockpile.
-Ahhhh... Notghing is like a good piece of cheese after hard work.
Sound of siren, guards shout: - Goblins! Goblins at the gate! To arms!
Urist: - Nah, I'm on the break. And I'm not a recruit.- walks to dining room with his cheese. Meets goblin squads:- Uh, hallo..
Goblin leader:- And now you die, shortie!
Urist - Hey, easy, guys, I'm just having a snack! - blocks goblin's strike with his cheese - Don't touch my cheese! I warn you... - dodges once more - Fuck off you green bastards! I AM JUST HUNGRY!
Urist McMiscObject has entered martial trance

[Matoro]

Well, every single item can become named after it gets enough kills. I saw once minotaur wielding sheep wool loincloth which had 63 kills.

[CognitiveDissonance]

Well, every single item can become named after it gets enough kills. I saw once minotaur wielding sheep wool loincloth which had 63 kills.

I'm assuming this was a minotaur commando.
The horrors...

[Shadowscynthe]

I guess i didn/t realize it until an engraving, but check this description of a bracelet out.

On the item is an image of the dwarves in fine pewter. The dwarves are being struck down by a troll. On the item is an image of cheese in microcline. The cheese is striking down the troll. This artwork relates to the killing of the troll Ozyydif Kuilat by the cheese Eritoy Awexog in the early spring of 71

Dafuq DF?

(1):Troll Invasion! Throw the (microcline) cheese!
(2):Hm... My bracelet has...an odd... OH MY ARMOK ITS A CHEESE KILLING A TROLL!