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[hops]

I once  had a fort called paddledbottom in the plains of spanking founded by the painful punishment

Let me guess, most of your military units were macedwarves?

[Mr S]

Well, until the first few batches of Goblinite dropped.  Then he started training lashers.

[Kumquat]

My fortress was graced with this memorable masterpiece:

Ethabzansog Bufut Rotig, Rinsedmassive the Tusk of Blenching, a cat leather thong.

Now it is not all that unusual for dwarfs to name the artifact after themselves but naming it after their ... ahem.
Well, this particular dwarf is very friendly, enjoys being in crowds, and immodest as well, so it kind of makes sense... but now he is flashing all the time.

But I suppose he keeps it clean.

[Kolnukbyne]

A Deity that appeared as a sea-nettle jellyfish. His name was Abe.

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