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[PkGamer]

Journal entry 18th Granite 141

Its another miracle!!!I actually managed to get them ALL working.How many people can achieve that?I have no idea...

http://prntscr.com/1t1gkw

The only person whos not working is me...Well I am in a way.Im ordering everyone around!!!
Also I decided to give myself a decend job:
http://prntscr.com/1t1hhz
That suits me...Ofcourse its just for the tittle and to be part of the nobilty but you nevermind that.
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Oh well I am really sorry to say this but someone went insane.I know it wouldnt be of great interest but...saddly...it was...one of the Moleman guys....
http://prntscr.com/1t1mrx
Now I swear this time I had nothing to do with it.I dont even know how he did go berserk.I'm just hoping he wont kill to many :/
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Also I swear I dont know how this happened to him:
http://prntscr.com/1t1o97

But I think he might be stuck in that tower thingy outside?
Oh another sad thing is his body will most likely rot up there when he dies from dehydration or something so I'll just make him a slab when he dies...

[Octobomb]

Sorry bout this. RL is in the middle of a hissy fit and I barely have time for anything at the moment. Just go on for now, I'll kill you all eventually.

[moleman]

[spoiler]

What a tantrum!!!In my fortress?!
http://prntscr.com/1suwpw   -Some dwarves dont take kindly to a change of job?

Yeah hes going to be kind of pissed at any command you do. Mainly because hes grumpy, oh and lost a leg and an arm. And his family and his bodyguards and by my guess someone probably peed in his beer as well.

[PkGamer]

There is a way to make him happy...But your not gonna like it
I can always send him to 'Dwarven Paradise'
Get it?

[moleman]

I have been trying to actually murder him for a year.

[PkGamer]

Really?Well did you try flooding his room with lava while he was sleeping?Or buying a elephant from the elves and then sending it in when hes sleeping?

[exodius1]

Spoiler: Spoilers, and massive ones (click to show/hide)

No elves, we are on an island

Those are spoilers regarding elves in this succession, reader discretion is advised.

[PkGamer]

 
Well then the lava option it is then

[moleman]

I would rather you dont burn my body to a crisp i do have a bloody mausoleum in waiting just get me killed with my body intact

[exodius1]

I propose....

Spoiler: Suicide Booth! (click to show/hide)

Did you have enought? Tired of hauling stone for no reward what so ever? Than tryout our new Suicide Booth!

It's easy to build and !!FUN!! to use!

Simply dig 1x1 room closed with a door, put a metal Upright Spike in there [b-T-S], link it to the lever, stand over it and ask your friend to activate it!

Satisfaction Guaranteed or Return of your Money!!

[PkGamer]

You forgot something

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Terms and Conditions apply, The booth is for 'recreational' purposes only.The authoritys are not responsible for any damage or stolen goods (after use).
Copyright 2013, Elven Booths For Dwarves

[exodius1]

Indeed, thank you^^

[PkGamer]

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Well its all the same.All the time.The lazy dwarfs seem not to want to work on smoothing the fortress.I think the humans call this 'lag'.

Anyways I had started minting coins.I don't know why.I don't even know how they work but I think I'm doing something useful for the future of this fortress....and my wallet!Now I need plantinium doors for the vaults inside my living spaces.
(My turn might take some time because smoothing the entire fortress all at once does not have good impacts on performance).

[PkGamer]

I don't think I will be able to finish my turn as I won't have my PC for quite a while.I will know tomorrow for sure.

[exodius1]

So how is it going PK? If you cannot play you can always make an update to 1.5^^