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[TopHat]

"And now you're all wet!"
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.

Wait blast WHAT wagon? The one that will form the cork of salvation from wetness? I THINK NOT.

Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.

Also question: Where in the fort is that super sexy booze located? If it gives a bonus to stuff might have to drink some when corking time comes.

"sorry. I can't get the golden stuff home without a wagon. Unless you're offering a golden wagon. And the awesome ale.
Holy Shi - PUT MY GUARD BACK RIGHT NOW! OR ELSE!"
Grab a crossbow from back of wagon. Point at the flying wizard. If threat proves ineffective, open fire on wizard. Order crossbow-armed guard to do the same..

[BFEL]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

[Dorsidwarf]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

Schrödinger's Vitamin Pills.

[squidgen]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.

[BFEL]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.

Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.

[Remuthra]

Form an Elven settlement.

Meanwhile, in Hippie Tree Town...

[Aseaheru]

Grab mah friend and get on the other side of that second ladder.

[ArchAIngel]

Sigh. Bugger.
Spawn as a Battlemage of Force. These mages are specially trained for frontline combat, and wear armor and a mace designed to channel magic. Their magical capabilities revolve around pushing and pulling things, from yanking out someones intestines from their mouth, to pinching blood vessels shut. Location: Near battle. Do not participate in battle. Watch. If attacked, crush their lungs from the inside. MAGIC!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.

Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.

I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!

[Xantalos]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.

Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.

I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!

Why GWG, I didn't know you waaagh an ork!

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Stupid tyops.

[Remuthra]

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?

Schrodinger

Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.

Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.

I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!

Why GWG, I didn't know you waaagh an ork!

GreatWyrm's Drakonzy Boyz.

[wolfchild]

Soooo, Poketwo, Tavik, Gloid, none of the human kings want to listen to the dragon priest?

[ArchAIngel]

Soooo, Poketwo, Tavik, Gloid, none of the human kings want to listen to the dragon priest?

You are no Dragon Priest! You don't even have the mask!

[Coolrune206]

If anything tavik will listen to me, As I'm helping him in the combat. I will preach the ways of the KJ, as he is my god (I am sun dragon, and I am GWG's servant as well)