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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 570073 times)

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #570 on: July 25, 2013, 10:41:19 am »

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #571 on: July 25, 2013, 07:15:01 pm »

POWER ARMOR. ITS POWER ARMOR. Tear apart the silly string and bitchslap Aseharu in drunken rage. Then immediately calm down.
Think you can atleast spell me name right? Its sorta insulting.
Remove his armor. dodge the slap. when he is calm suggest he grab a pick and dig out a place for him to eventually rule from.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #572 on: July 26, 2013, 01:39:31 am »

POWER ARMOR. ITS POWER ARMOR. Tear apart the silly string and bitchslap Aseharu in drunken rage. Then immediately calm down.
Think you can atleast spell me name right? Its sorta insulting.
Remove his armor. dodge the slap. when he is calm suggest he grab a pick and dig out a place for him to eventually rule from.
No I can't get your name right, not while you keep TRYING TO TAKE MAH ARMOR and TYING ME UP.
I'm tired of wasting rolls on you sir.

EDIT: In fact, screw it, I tried to ignore you, I tried HELPING THE FORT, EVEN DEFENDING IT FROM HARM, and you STILL griefed me. So you know what?

USE VAMPIRE ARMOR POWERS TO DRAIN THE LIFE FROM ASSEAHERU. Afterword, turn his corpse into my thrall.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2013, 06:21:09 am by BFEL »
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #573 on: July 26, 2013, 09:13:59 am »

I m doing this because there are around 10 intelligent life-forms and none have threatened us yet. ( I am not counting the weird thingies, as we have not met them.)
You also keep trying to get yourself (and us) killed.

Stop doing the above and I wont go after you, hell, I will even help you with it. but think for a moment, we have no still, no plants, and only basic living quarters and you already want to kill everything. I am only taking your armor because it will do more harm than good if you cock up a roll and kill everyone. Killing GWG when he may be a friend is not helping the fort. Calm down and you will be left to your own devices, so long as they dont result in dwarf deaths.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #574 on: July 26, 2013, 09:26:36 am »

Do you want me to turn him into a gold statue?
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #575 on: July 26, 2013, 10:18:19 am »

Me or the nut thats not me?
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #576 on: July 26, 2013, 10:19:05 am »

The nut.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #577 on: July 26, 2013, 10:19:52 am »

What one? or the bigger nut.
I am guessing the bigger nut.

Please do if he decides to kill me.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #578 on: July 26, 2013, 10:25:39 am »

Stop doing the above and I wont go after you

I DID STOP. You continued.
Thus you die.

ALSO:
Do you want me to turn him into a gold statue?

Don't be a dick. Aseaheru is the crazy one here, I was HELPING THE FORT and he decided to tie me up!
« Last Edit: July 26, 2013, 10:31:14 am by BFEL »
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #579 on: July 26, 2013, 11:33:29 am »

Killing friends is not helping.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #580 on: July 26, 2013, 12:18:00 pm »

Killing friends is not helping.

Neither is tying them up/trying to steal their stuff for no reason!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #581 on: July 26, 2013, 02:15:27 pm »

May I remind you how few people we have? You can go kill yourself and half of us later.

Besides, I had a reason. Its
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #582 on: July 26, 2013, 03:53:17 pm »

May I remind you how few people we have? You can go kill yourself and half of us later.

Besides, I had a reason. Its
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1. My "sorry ass" is in GODDAMNED POWER ARMOR, whereas you haven't done jack shit other then grief me.
2. He isn't exactly flinging fireballs, He was totally cool with me when I greeted him.
3. You weren't in any danger until you PERSISTED IN YOUR DICKERY.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #583 on: July 26, 2013, 04:26:41 pm »

Attempt to shape copper into plate armor.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #584 on: July 26, 2013, 05:00:14 pm »

That's it!

Don't explore. Instead, summon animate golden chains to grab BFEL's dwarf and Aseaheru's dwarf and hold them apart.

"Can't we get along?"
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