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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 569911 times)

BFEL

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #690 on: August 04, 2013, 09:01:04 pm »

Ok, well heres what my general course of actions are gonna be:

1.Craft Dwarves (USING WORKSHOP THAT I HAVE MAD SKILLS WITH FROM MOOD)
2.Having created life, be lifemancer of life sphere
3.Create Dwarf Army
4.Kill elephants.
5.REANIMATE ELEPHANTS.
6.Be LORD OF LIFE AND DEATH
7.Craft Regen Gem from earlier.
8.Craft Crown, encrust Regen Gem
9. BE DWARF KING.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #691 on: August 04, 2013, 09:01:58 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

You realize that to do that you would need the Explosion sphere, the Portals Sphere, and the Time sphere, so unless you, killerhellhound, and kj1225 all teamed up and rolled 3 consecutive 6's, that wouldn't work.
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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #692 on: August 04, 2013, 09:04:32 pm »

I will get that Space sphere and make the TRADIS dammit! And no magma snakes will stop me!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #693 on: August 04, 2013, 09:06:00 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

You realize that to do that you would need the Explosion sphere, the Portals Sphere, and the Time sphere, so unless you, killerhellhound, and kj1225 all teamed up and rolled 3 consecutive 6's, that wouldn't work.

So any comments on MY plan? :P
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #694 on: August 04, 2013, 09:10:01 pm »

So any comments on MY plan? :P
You're just insane.
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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #695 on: August 04, 2013, 09:13:29 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

You realize that to do that you would need the Explosion sphere, the Portals Sphere, and the Time sphere, so unless you, killerhellhound, and kj1225 all teamed up and rolled 3 consecutive 6's, that wouldn't work.
I am nuking the time continuum. I will simply nuke this particular moment over and over again, and the blast radius will extend several hours in each direction. As the present is destroyed, it creates a temporal vacuum where the time used to be, which sucks in the past and future to fill the gap. As I continue my temporal scorched earth campaign, eventually everything will be destroyed with neither usage of time mechanics, nor usage of portals, since my temporal sinkhole will pull in any stray time I miss.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #696 on: August 04, 2013, 09:14:06 pm »

Continue attempts to create a Golden Guardian.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #697 on: August 04, 2013, 09:25:27 pm »

Blast elephants.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #698 on: August 04, 2013, 10:23:19 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #699 on: August 04, 2013, 10:25:35 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
Not if I hit the continuum rather than the physical plane.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #700 on: August 04, 2013, 11:40:32 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
Not if I hit the continuum rather than the physical plane.
You control explosions, that doesn't allow you to hit the space-time continuum, as magic requires line of sight in most cases. (Most Portal Magic being an exception to this rule)
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #701 on: August 04, 2013, 11:44:46 pm »

Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.

EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.

you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
Not if I hit the continuum rather than the physical plane.
You control explosions, that doesn't allow you to hit the space-time continuum, as magic requires line of sight in most cases. (Most Portal Magic being an exception to this rule)
Why can't I see space-time? It's all around me and should be the only thing I can see.

Sidenote: I almost typed this in all caps after all that playing on Gamerlord's thread.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #702 on: August 04, 2013, 11:53:03 pm »

Saaaave the dwaaarf.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #703 on: August 04, 2013, 11:55:48 pm »

Why can't I see space-time? It's all around me and should be the only thing I can see.
You didn't get portaled to the space-time, your location is simply unknown, meaning that you should probably explore some.
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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #704 on: August 04, 2013, 11:59:27 pm »

Why can't I see space-time? It's all around me and should be the only thing I can see.
You didn't get portaled to the space-time, your location is simply unknown, meaning that you should probably explore some.
Fair enough.

Glance around me, then blow a hole back to spacetime, using a copious amount of summoned explosives.
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