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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 569892 times)

scapheap

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2013, 03:18:39 am »

Go my green twin.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2013, 03:18:50 am »

Full auto! Aim for the head and spit out a witty one-liner!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2013, 03:21:49 am »

Boo where'd my turn go?

Repeat actions except also fire on red man!

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2013, 03:28:21 am »

Dive for cover after grabbing the nearest gun! You don't fire on medics for a reason.
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Boo where'd my turn go?
Repeat actions except also fire on red man!

You fire! (4) you hit his arm!
Go my green twin.
You enter with a (1) lack of weapons!
TRANSFORM into MIST!
SUFFOCATE the BLUE guy!

You attempt to transform into mist, but don't seem to have that power!
You Strangle him anyway! (4) He struggles to breathe!
Full auto! Aim for the head and spit out a witty one-liner!
You fire like crazy! (4) Hitting Pufferfish in the arm!

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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2013, 03:31:07 am »

Action movie hero sequence myself down to a medpack while killing enemies.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2013, 03:42:39 am »

Break out of the strangle hold and kick him in the nuts!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2013, 03:50:53 am »

Use my plot armour to attack the red sniper.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2013, 04:19:25 am »

Steal his drugs and sedate him with them!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2013, 07:21:43 am »

((Where's Xantalos's first corpse?))

Red!
Get into cover!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2013, 07:30:41 am »

Red.
Begin shooting towards the green people.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2013, 07:36:50 am »

((Inb4 friendly fire))
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2013, 07:26:16 pm »

Action movie hero sequence myself down to a medpack while killing enemies.
You leave the house and fire on Pufferfish! (5-1=4) You shoot him again, and he collapses!

Break out of the strangle hold and kick him in the nuts!
You fight back! (2) you fail to break his hold!

Use my plot armour to attack the red sniper.
You fire on Kj! (1) your pistol explodes in your hands!

Steal his drugs and sedate him with them!
You try to steal his medpack! (3) you can't ahold of it, but you keep squeezing! (4) He's losing conscience!

((Where's Xantalos's first corpse?))

Red!
Get into cover!
((He got back up as a vampire))
You enter with a (5) rifle!

Red.
Begin shooting towards the green people.

You spawn with a (1) lack of armaments to attack with!



((So, Kj is apparently invulnerable, impressive))
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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #42 on: June 16, 2013, 07:29:48 pm »

Cheerfully run over and hug the green guy strangling the blue medic guy.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2013, 07:41:55 pm »

Join in on the GREEN team!

Duck behind cover and shout "MARK FOUR STYLE, MOTHERF--KER!"
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2013, 08:23:12 pm »

Fire on the two idiots at the bottom of the map. Obtain gold star.
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