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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 582188 times)

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1200 on: August 25, 2013, 05:05:11 pm »

ALL ABOARD THE DERAIL TRAIN!!!  *choo choo*
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1201 on: August 25, 2013, 05:19:38 pm »

DERAIL KILLERS, UNITE!

The human lasher lashes the derail in the first finger, left hand, shattering the bone!

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1202 on: August 25, 2013, 05:53:57 pm »

The derail uses OOC chat against the killer, it's super effective
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1203 on: August 25, 2013, 06:00:18 pm »

The axeposter charges the derail!
The derail leaps out of the way!
The axeposter collides into an obstacle! x32
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1204 on: August 25, 2013, 06:02:55 pm »

I have an idea for mastahcheese. How about making it so that every time people make witty post about derail, then witty post about witty post etc., their character dies. No saving throw.


This would depopulate game completely between turns though, so is not possible. D:
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1205 on: August 25, 2013, 06:33:00 pm »

The axeposter charges the derail!
The derail leaps out of the way!
The axeposter collides into an obstacle! x32
Get away from the derail train!
KHH fires the bullet hits the axe poster in the leg tearing the skin and shattering the bone 
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1206 on: August 25, 2013, 08:18:31 pm »

The derail train strikes the topic in the head!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1207 on: August 25, 2013, 08:40:41 pm »

WHY IS IT IN YELLOW?
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1208 on: August 25, 2013, 08:42:40 pm »

WHY IS IT IN YELLOW?

WHY IS THIS IN CAPS?

Because I think that's what the message would colored in Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1209 on: August 25, 2013, 10:39:56 pm »

I have an idea for mastahcheese. How about making it so that every time people make witty post about derail, then witty post about witty post etc., their character dies. No saving throw.


This would depopulate game completely between turns though, so is not possible. D:
It would be a massacre.

Also, I actually had the turn half-way written up, and then I had to go do something.
At the top of my update, I had written "A whole day and nobodies tried to derail the thread? Must be time to update."

Go figure.
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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1210 on: August 26, 2013, 08:41:02 am »

WHY IS IT IN YELLOW?

WHY IS THIS IN CAPS?

Because I think that's what the message would colored in Dwarf Fortress.
It would be blue. I am pretty sure.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1211 on: August 26, 2013, 05:38:44 pm »

Mountain Homes
KEEP DIGGING THEN.
(3) You blast the ground!

Keep working on stone magic. see if i can figure out who is whispering and say hi.
(4+1) and (4) The two of you try to hear the whisperings, it gets louder, but you still can't make it out.

Notice the shiney thing, try to figure out what it is.
(4) You look at the shiny object, you've never seen one before.

Take a sip of something that isn't Zustashmabdug Thunen, to stay drunk, lengthen the first ladder to a new, more appropriate height, so as to be able to investigate my Elevator Ladder, and see if I can't repair the elevator, using the bones of any corpse I find on the way.
(5) You get Drunk again, and fix the ladder, then go over and see your totaled elevator. You head down to it to see if it's salvageable.

Call all the cavern creatures to help me build a legendary dining room. ALL of them.
(4) You call out, and more crundles answer your call! Maybe it's just them?

Drive that yak downstairs.
Summon a golden hatch on the entrance to the Great Golden Gurdwara. Lock it. With a golden lock built into the hatch.
(1) You try to drive the yak out, and it fights back! You both tumble out of the Gurdwara!

Wait a bit more. Examine Golden thing by feet. Send one of the guards to ask what the holdup is / why there's a massive hole in the ground/ why there isn't a trade depot
(1) You start yelling incomprehensively at your guards for answers, and the golden thing slides down into the hole, taking you with it!

Use Bunnydwarfs blood to heal legs, then build ladder down to next cavern layer.
(6) Your legs are perfectly healed! You start on a new ladder!

KEEP TRYING TO MAKE A COPPERGEM PIIIICK! Infuse it with a little of my dust.
(4) You create the coppergem pick!

Summon all the ghosts to ANNOY EVERYONEQ
(4) WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME





Under the Mountain Homes
Give Xantalos a boost up to help him reach the top of the cavern
(1) The weight of Xantalos crushes you! You can't lift him!




Outskirts of Mountain Homes
Build a small hut, with wind!
(6) You try to build a hut. Out of wind. In midair. While flying. Somehow this works.




On way to Dragon's Coast
Go to the humans in the wilds.
Attack.

(3) Sensing a new power in the world, you make a harsh turn around, and fly off! There is a dragon behind you.




Dragon's Coast
Create a jetstream to a random civ (other than lamia) and ride it
(6) You rocket into the sky! You zip forward to the south, and you see a golden-haired dwarf flying in the same direction. Strange.


Lamias Capital
Destroy the tentacle Lamia. That shit is creepy. If I have time (And I do) Make the Tardis!
(1) You walk up to it, just in time for the time field to wear off!




Human Territory
Tell humans to build farms and basic stone houses/walls.
(3) You get to work on a basic industry and living conditions for your village.

Find more humans. Create a town.
(2) You find plenty of humans, they are working for Glloyd and poketwo.

create a thriving farming town farther away from the other human kingdom and attract more humans with the power of being the first human. Also take my science machine with me.
(6) You build some sweet wheels you roll your science tank on out of there like a total boss.




Oceans
Drat. Build a sail on my ship and a windmill to power it.
(5) You add a sail to your ship and a windmill to... wait, does that even work?

portal both ships to the fort and get it right this time
(2) You fail to cast your portal spell.




Afterlife
Ask death to play the game of life, THEN RESPAWN AS A DRAGON AND START EATING THE HUMAN KINGS
(4) You pester Death some more and walk out, you wake up in a field.

Quickly kick death in the nuts and run out of the afterlife to return as a powerful vengeful ghost.
(1) Death smacks you in the face without even looking up. You would be dead now, but you're dead.




Other
Definitely spawn as floating guts this time, be super creepy +2
(5+2) You are so unbelievably creepy that words cannot describe your creepiness.



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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1212 on: August 26, 2013, 05:41:07 pm »

man i'm happy now
Go on a trek for the fabled ores of old. An UNDERGROUND trek.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1213 on: August 26, 2013, 05:42:47 pm »

Stop the tentacle Lamia from doing anything further. Then make the Tardis.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #1214 on: August 26, 2013, 05:43:31 pm »

Move around the caverns. Begin eating biomater. Asexually reproduce myself.
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