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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 569975 times)

Xantalos

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1530 on: September 07, 2013, 11:45:29 pm »

I was just answering questions!
I'm working on it right now!

Pulling up my paint programs...
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I'm working on it!
YES
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1531 on: September 07, 2013, 11:52:27 pm »

I was just answering questions!
I'm working on it right now!

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Quick! We need to start a derail!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1532 on: September 08, 2013, 12:45:54 am »

QUICK! WE NEED KILLERHELLHOUND TO POST SOMETHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE THE MOUNTAINHOMES BLOWING UP :P
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1533 on: September 08, 2013, 12:47:09 am »

Today I had hamburgers for supper. They were delicious. BUT THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE DELICIOUS IF THE MOUNTAINHOME EXPLODED.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die
« Reply #1534 on: September 08, 2013, 12:55:53 am »

fuck I carnt see cause I'm at school and the pictures wont load will post action tonight if the world isnt exploded

I was referencing this iconic moment :P
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1535 on: September 08, 2013, 12:57:47 am »

Let's hope ordered light beats chaotic darkness.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1536 on: September 08, 2013, 01:03:57 am »

No! Hamburgers need to beat the disorderly shadows!
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1537 on: September 08, 2013, 01:10:51 am »

Mountain Homes
Make mobility units for any other productive dwarf who asks for one, and travel along in mine gathering wood and corpses and ore.
(1+1) Nobody asks for one! And you can't find any good materials, what with the huge distraction.

Continue activating the ?artifact?
(4) The artifacts begins to send swirling light out around you!

Climb out of the hole, dragging the gold thing with me if possible.
(6) You pull that strange thing up with you, it's solid gold!

Summon Golden Guns, golden weapons which summon high-velocity golden projectiles aimed at people, and distribute them amongst the dwarves.
Summon a Golden Gattler, a big gattling Golden Gun, and install it atop the Great Golden Gurdwara.
While I'm at it, summon some more Golden Guardians and station them at various points in the fortress.
Also, create the Golden Gate Bridge, a gold bridge with a gate on it to get across that nasty hole.
(2) You hear a deafening roar! You can't focus!

LEARN STONE MAGIC.
(2+1) The voice suddenly shouts at you to dig deeper!
(3) You hear it too!

Convince the ghosts to combine their powers with my int a massive energy blast to wreck the mountain homes.
(6) You blast the wall with the rage of an entire herd of fallen elephants! AN AQUIFER HAS BEEN BREACHED

Absorb my Blood-Spawns to obtain Blood Magic.
Make a trade depot for that poor, poor merchant.

(5) Unfortunately, you can't use the suit like that, but you do make a nice depot.

Keep digging.
(6) HOLY-




Under the Mountain
Have him get out the way, then go onto the platform thing and keep tunneling up.
(5) RRRRRHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Start tunneling up out of Xantalos's way
(2) Xantalos kicks you out of the way! He breaks through!


Outskirts of Mountain Homes
Keep flying.
(6) You arrive at the mountain homes. Oh, what a lovely day.


Caverns
Wobble my guts friendly at the elf, then look with suspicion at the horde of crundles
The floating guts follows the horde of crundles because of curiousity
(3) The dwarves and crundles trample the elf to death, so you go ahead and eat it, and follow them.

Tell my crundles to not kill the floating guts, and then look to see if they have hands that can use tools. If they do, continue to travel and teach them to use tools. If not, grant them the gift of opposable thumbs, with my beard.
(2) You trample over the elf and keep going, your beard is being fussy again.

Ask if they've seen any fabled ores of old.
(4) The guts can't talk, and the elf is dead, but you're sure you're on the right path!




Lamias Capital
Thank kj1225 the greatest of gods for the assist and expand the Lamia kingdom after building my fucking Tardis.
(4) You head home and start building a big blue box.

Use newly acquired energy to evolve to this form:
A living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton.
(2) Like a super-dwarven blast of pure energy would be expected to do to a mass of viral growth, you die.




Skies
Continue flying, listening to the dragon.
(4) You are learning of the glories of KJ the first. You have become a Disciple of KJ the first!

Continue flying to the humans, preach on the way.
(6) You suddenly are grateful that you aren't near the mountain homes, you don't know why. You think the dwarf is getting the idea of what you're saying, and you can see the kingdoms in sight.




Human Kingdoms
Advance my technology while expanding the settlement
(2) You are distracted as you watch the other two kingdoms start a fight!

MY CITIZENS, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTACK TT'S CAMP, SHOW HIM NOT TO MESS WITH ME. RARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(6) You call upon your armies and have them charge!

Build a wall. Then advance human technology.
(6) You raise up the wall just in time! You'll have to fight before you can improve your tech!




Wilds
Establish a base camp.
(1) You put the tree back up!



Oh well. Summon a blast of light to figure where I am, then fly over to the human settlement. Make no move to attack.
(5) You find the humans! It looks like a fight's about to go down...


Far Side of Gia
Summon golem (with wheels instead of feet) to carry me to the Mountainhomes.
Begin construction of high-speed wheeled vehicle.

(1) You try to make a vehicle, it's instantly portaled away by killerhellhound.

Stomp and curse and tell my companion "This doesn't happen to me normally" Then portal to the mountain homes
(4) You successfully reach the mountain homes! Along with some junk.




Afterlife
Mumble angrily and return to the world of the living for vengeance
(3) You walk out, bitterly.




Other
A new dwarf strolls into the fortress's caves.
(1) You have horrible timing.

Spoiler: The Age of Dwarves (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Technology (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

WOO! It's mass combat test time!

your mainline infantry are the guys with swords/axes, your skirmishers have mace/hammer, your Shock troops have spears/pikes, and the archers have bows/crossbows! If you can't tell any of them apart, I can't blame you!

(tip: the spears are pretty obvious, but the skirmishers are holding their weapons upright, while mainline are holding them down by their hip.
I'll be ignoring the day/night cycle for this fight, so go crazy.)
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Elephant Parade

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1538 on: September 08, 2013, 01:12:55 am »

Wait, did we both portal there?

If so, summon golems to defend the Mountainhomes.
If not, summon a mobile siege engine to take me there.
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Xantalos

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1539 on: September 08, 2013, 01:16:40 am »

GGGGGRRRAAAAH
CALL UPON XANTALOS THE DEVOURER TO GRANT ME POWER AND BEGIN MASSACRING EVERY NONMAGMASERPENT I SEE
BECAUSE FUCK THEM FOR NOT DIGGING DOWN SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO TUNNEL THROUGH ALL THAT


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« Last Edit: September 08, 2013, 01:18:59 am by Xantalos »
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1540 on: September 08, 2013, 01:17:45 am »

Continue making my Tardis through magic and stuff.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1541 on: September 08, 2013, 01:24:19 am »

Wait, did we both portal there?
Nope, he only warped himself.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1542 on: September 08, 2013, 01:24:59 am »

OBEY.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently.
« Reply #1543 on: September 08, 2013, 01:26:02 am »

Wait, did we both portal there?
Nope, he only warped himself.

AND MY STUFF. I wish there was an angry emoticon.
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