Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 112 113 [114] 115 116 ... 233

Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 569856 times)

BFEL

  • Bay Watcher
  • Tail of a stinging scorpion scourge
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1695 on: September 11, 2013, 06:12:26 am »

"And now you're all wet!"
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.
Wait blast WHAT wagon? The one that will form the cork of salvation from wetness? I THINK NOT.

Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.

Also question: Where in the fort is that super sexy booze located? If it gives a bonus to stuff might have to drink some when corking time comes.
Logged
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

Coolrune206

  • Bay Watcher
  • Come on, just a taste of your soul?
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1696 on: September 11, 2013, 06:17:59 am »

Blind the enemy with the power of the sun
Logged
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

BunnyBob77

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Lurkmaster
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1697 on: September 11, 2013, 06:51:33 am »

Reveal that this entire time I've secretly been concealing a jetpack I invented.  Take out the jetpack, fly up, and mine the adamantium.
Logged

kj1225

  • Bay Watcher
  • A tricky dick that can't be impeached
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1698 on: September 11, 2013, 06:54:10 am »

Start by making the inside of it much larger than the outside. Then go out and tell the town that the mutant is dead.
Logged

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1699 on: September 11, 2013, 07:08:25 am »

I'm trying to get the update done because I will be gone for the next two days, so I'm trying to give this to you all so you don't go crazy while I'm not here waiting for an update.
You're just provoking the crazy, you know.

Portal up to the golden house bring my protector with me.
Ahem. You don't trespass on a wizard capable of turning your lower legs to gold and dumping you in a river.
We call it the "Golden Shoes" treatment.

Offer much golden stuffs for it.
You're not planning to sell my stuff without asking, are you?



"You'd expect someone to have told me about this. Well, let's see what the problem is..."
Create the Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible, a vehicle capable of constantly refreshing the air inside of it and floating or sinking as required. It has weapons and armor, specifically Giant Golden Guns and thick gold plating.
If successful, pilot the G.G-U-O-A.S. down through the flood of unusually viscous water.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

killerhellhound

  • Bay Watcher
  • Friendly Master of !!MEDICINE!!
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1700 on: September 11, 2013, 07:12:44 am »

((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))
Logged
My Sig
Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

squidgen

  • Bay Watcher
  • [INKING INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1701 on: September 11, 2013, 07:23:07 am »

Sensing trouble at the Mountainhomes, control the strands of beard that I may or may not have left there, and order them to seal off the lower caverns where the snakes are. But make it water-passable.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2013, 04:06:13 pm by squidgen »
Logged

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1702 on: September 11, 2013, 07:25:26 am »

((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))
((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

squidgen

  • Bay Watcher
  • [INKING INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1703 on: September 11, 2013, 07:33:15 am »

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Logged

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1705 on: September 11, 2013, 09:49:39 am »

Ride siege engine towards Mountainhomes.
Logged

Zanzetkuken The Great

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Wizard Dragon
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1706 on: September 11, 2013, 10:13:10 am »

Try to convert the humans to KJism, if one of the fighting sides does, and the other does not, join that side

Aid action.
Logged
Quote from: Eric Blank
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Dorsidwarf

  • Bay Watcher
  • [INTERSTELLAR]
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1707 on: September 11, 2013, 10:40:53 am »

Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?
Death has some yummy fruit bowls.
Logged
Quote from: Rodney Ootkins
Everything is going to be alright

Glloyd

  • Bay Watcher
  • Against the Tide
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1708 on: September 11, 2013, 10:50:43 am »

Use the notes I have taken to advance my technology! Implement that technology in my kingdom!

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, now with Free Sigs!
« Reply #1709 on: September 11, 2013, 11:56:17 am »

Attack from both sides and behind now!
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 112 113 [114] 115 116 ... 233