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There Is No Vic

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1635 on: November 01, 2016, 02:40:26 pm »

Undead siege turned out to be bloodmen that exploded with a single punch. Luckily, all of their body parts were Friendly, but now there's a bunch of friendly undead body parts just hanging out.
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CaptainGame

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1636 on: November 02, 2016, 02:17:42 pm »

To the Succubus that just migrated to my fort:

I'm not saying I blame you for having trouble keeping it in your pants; I know it's part of who you are. But being a lust demon is not an excuse for you and your husband to turn up here with SIX CHILDREN AND NO OTHER HELPFUL WORKERS. I don't know what you heard, but this is a fort, not a day care.

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GhostDwemer

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1637 on: November 02, 2016, 03:55:48 pm »

CaptainGame, that's adorable. I smell the next ABC family sitcom here. Like "Fresh Off the Boat" but with lust demons instead of Taiwanese, and Dwarves instead of Florida. It's a sure-fire hit!
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CaptainGame

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1638 on: November 02, 2016, 11:23:26 pm »

I'd watch it.
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zakhad

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1639 on: November 06, 2016, 10:08:12 pm »

Well, that's just rude.



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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1640 on: November 13, 2016, 11:07:30 am »

A lvl 4 skill invasion in Ye Olde Masterwork.

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All in all, the guys handled themselves well.  The Mayor says some time for hauling and healing then he’s declaring a fortress holiday celebration. 
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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1641 on: November 16, 2016, 04:42:33 pm »

I am not making this up:

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Dwarf_Fever

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1642 on: November 17, 2016, 03:55:36 am »

To the Succubus that just migrated to my fort:

I'm not saying I blame you for having trouble keeping it in your pants; I know it's part of who you are. But being a lust demon is not an excuse for you and your husband to turn up here with SIX CHILDREN AND NO OTHER HELPFUL WORKERS. I don't know what you heard, but this is a fort, not a day care.

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1643 on: November 19, 2016, 04:17:02 pm »

Maybe i should open a pancake shop?

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zakhad

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« Reply #1644 on: November 20, 2016, 07:03:34 pm »

Kobold can't handle rejection



Always amuses when they just stand there contemplating why they were rejected.
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Arcvasti

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1645 on: November 20, 2016, 07:48:45 pm »

Wait, why'd you reject him? Not only are kobolds adorable, but this one is also NOBILITY! Much rarer. You could display him in your zoo or something.
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Arcturus

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1646 on: November 22, 2016, 11:57:44 am »

Always amuses when they just stand there contemplating why they were rejected.

I couldn't do that to a cutebold. This post breaks my heart.
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« Reply #1647 on: November 22, 2016, 02:20:11 pm »

Bomrektobul (Whip Canyon)

Best known for its export of cake and the finer pleasures of kobold rejection



No Kobolds were harmed during the creation of cake




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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1648 on: November 22, 2016, 03:23:25 pm »

The Werechinchilla Kis Unesana, ocean baron consort of Wavesoar!

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Arcturus

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Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« Reply #1649 on: November 25, 2016, 12:04:24 pm »

Typical day at my fort of MachineMeat. Just heard some news of humans who half way through led by an elf invading pretty much everything. Also vomit everywhere.




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