Have my followers preach and then smite the thug for killing my eagle.
(1) Your followers continue to party. (3) the thug who killed the eagle is dead already, but you light his corpse on fire anyway.
Holy Book: An Account of the Matyrdom of the Prophet of Odessy
Sacred Animals: Birds of Prey
Followers: 1 historian and his family of 10 + 2 servants
Enemies: The Followers of the God of Sleep
Party People
Endow teenage apprentice with the ability to sing impeccably - after all, singing most often bypasses speech impediments like stuttering. If successful, inform him that this shall be the only way he shall communicate from now on.
(5) The teenage apprentice can now sing like an angel, if an angel was a tenor. (1) the presence of Lupus the dog god touching his mind drives him insane when you attempt to inform that this will be his only way of communicating.
Followers: 1 Amorous Prophet Dog with a speech impediment and a gift for drawing adopted by an insane stuttering teenage apprentice who has a side business selling the stuff his dog draws and a gift for singing
THE POWER OF ENTERTAINMENT COMPELS YOU, HOUSEHOLD
JOIN US IN OUR TRAVELS FOR I AM AAAAAAAAAAAA THE MOST QUALITY OF GODS
WE SHALL NOW GO ON PILGRIMAGES DEPLOYING THE WALK OF DINOSAUR TO EVERY HOUSEHOLD IN THE LAND
(3) The household seems willing to bring the walk of dinosaur to their neighbors and perhaps the entire village, but not the entire land.
Followers: 1 prophet (+1 to combat), 5 men holding torches and pitchforks (+1 to combat), one reluctant household
Enemies: 1 village
"See the unbelievers being smited and know that betraying me is bad, also they have only 20 people now. Destroy the believers of the god of Jealousy. It's fine to worship others just don't try to leave me."
Have my fifty followers go and destroy the twenty believers of the god of Jealousy, numbers are on my side! We don't need no Assassin's Guild.
(6) Your 50 followers immediately drop everything, grab their weapons and attack the 20 believers of the god of jealousy in a jealous frenzy. (2+1 vs. 4) They charge at the followers of jealousy. 17 of the followers lock themselves in their temple, while 3 are slaughtered by your men. Then 5 of them go onto the roof and shoot your men with bows, killing 4 and injuring another 3.
Followers:
1 prophet
43 villagers
3 injured villagers
Enemies:
17 fanatical followers of the God of jealousy
Prophet: Preach in the town square how there is nothing wrong with prostitution and what is said about it is lies spread by the infidels who oppose the all powerful Zarut(aka convert).
Merchant: Sell there various wares to earn money to pay for the holy book, while attempting to convert the odd customer.
Assassin's Guild: Figure out for sure if they were spotted, if so assassinate him if it is safe, if not safe attempt to talk there way out of it without consequences, if not spotted just leave the seen and prepare for the assassination at the end of the festival. So many ways this could bone me lol.
Prostitutes: Convert the brothel owner and anyone else working there, also raid the bodies of the slaughter for money/weapons and such.
Zarut: Make On'Li's prophet insane again
(2) Your thug prophet decides he doesn't want to go anywhere.
(4) the merchants make a tidy profit, keeping some and setting aside the rest for the holy book, but (1) one attracts the ire of followers of the goddess of wind and pity. (5) They burn down his shop and house as an example to others. (6) The merchant in question gathers some of your thug and bandit followers and leads a raid on the temple of the goddess of wind and pity, (4 vs. 2) setting fire to it and killing a few followers of the goddess before leaving. (2) the followers of the goddess try to put out the fire but fail.
(4) It looks like your men were spotted by an acolyte. (2) Your men decide to get out of there before he raises the alarm. (6) A few minutes later, there's a bunch of loud shouting as a disorderly mob charges after your men. (4) they find your men and chase after them. (3 vs. 3) They almost catch your men, and your guys almost lose them.
(2) The prostitutes are busy working or are recovering from work. Also, they're creeped out because one of the corpses was suddenly wreathed in flames. (4) The town watch shows up on the scene.
(4 vs. 2) On'L's prophet goes insane again.
Holy Book: 4 turns away from completion. Next installment due in 1 turns.
Followers:
Bob the lazy clean thug prophet
1 wavering thug attendent
1 rich cloth merchant
15 townspeople
5 merchants
1 book merchant
15 thugs
1 Chief Assassin
4 Assassin's Guild Members
10 elite prostitutes
20 prostitutes
10 bandits
Enemies: On'Li
Goddess of Wind and Pity
The god of Magic and Disease
Oppose Zarut's slander and attempt to make my prophet insane!
Have my prophet perform miracles and explain the truth about the lying, cruel, disease-and-depravity-permitting, dissident-assassinating Zarut.
(2 vs. 4) you fail to stop Zarut. (3) You make it so she is only has fits of insanity.
(3) Your prophet turns some dirty water into clean water, which no one notices, then (1) attempts to preach but is interrupted by 5 men in dark cloaks being pursued by a mob of followers of the god of magic and disease.
Followers: 1 partly insane prostitute
Enemies: Zarut
Bury my former prophet's house in LSD to "help" his inspiration process, and heal my current prophet so that he may go out and preach.
((You forgot to remove stuttering from my prophet.))
(2) You decide that LSD is to valuable to waste on him. (3) You speed the prophet's recovery because knowing your luck, the prophet would start hating traditional medicine if you fully healed him.
Followers:
1 old beat-up strong farmer prophet who will be completely healed by the end of the next turn
Enemies: 1 ugly humiliated former prophet turned successful self-help book author
Name of god: Boobs
First action for prophet: Flaunt your stuff at the local gym. Convert any you catch looking.
(5) Your prophet seems okay with this. (1) She then gets stoned for being immodest.
Name of god: The Rider
First Action for Prophet: Start murdering the village's horses in the night. Tell the villagers that the killings will continue if the village does not dedicate a shrine to me.
(5) Your prophet thinks this is a great idea. (3) Unfortunately, it seems that the villagers guard their horses and your prophet only manages to make a nonlethal wound before he has to leave. He decides to wait on the telling the villagers until he can do more.
"Setbacks are only as troubling as you let them be. - The Book of Angel"
Create a much less... pure sample of the Book of Angel and leave it in another place, perhaps a scholar's library.
(4) creating a less holy version of the book, you (4) leave it in the library of the town's tax collector.
50% Holy Book: The Book of Angel
Name of god: Q'r'sh;
First action for prophet: convince the villagers that all their troubles stem from the evil influence of On'li and that they must go to war with his village.
(3) your prophet wants to learn more about this On'li guy so he can convince the villagers he's evil.
Name of God: *high alto voice saying "Doh Ray Me"*
First action for prophet: SingPreach the heathens to enlightenment.
(3) Your prophet preaches normally. (3) One man decides he wants to become a disciple of your prophet.
Followers: 1 prophet
1 disciple
Is this thing still open to new deities?
Name of god: Ganja
First action for prophet: Tell Prophet Marley to gather up all the townspeople in the main hall and hotbox the shit of that place, while speaking of my greatness.
(6) Your prophet eagerly does so, getting himself incredibly high while doing so. (3) Only some young villagers comply with his request that they go to the main hall, as a wide-eyed man saying "can you believe we have fingers" and reeking of marijuana doesn't seem to be interesting to the older folks. (4) Once there, Marley converts them to you.
Followers: 1 incredibly high prophet named Marley
15 young men and women
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