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[Quarterblue]

and it moves deliberately.

As opposed to moving in an "I-didn't-mean-it-it's-not-my-fault" kind of way?

[Dorsidwarf]

Noun

ass (plural asses)
 1. Any of several species of horse-like animals, especially Equus africanus, often domesticated and used a beast of burden.

Other than that... That's a loooot of meat.
Get the kitchens ready!

This person is officially the most sensible bay12er on the forums.






Heheh, ass-meat.

[PDF urist master]

apparently it's a delicacy in China.

[Snaake]

I'd really like it if FB products were referred to by their initial description rather than the generic 'forgotten beast'. Mostly you'd end up with ordinary stuff like 'skinless capybara skull totem' or 'beakless pheasant bone bolts', but who can resist clothing their whole fortress in 'one-eyed ass silk'?

This would also solve the annoyance of having loooong lists of "forgotten beast silk/leather/meat/extract/venom/blood/etc" in stockpile options. Too bad there's no creature_beast_forgotten.txt to edit, (and their generation is not defined in any of the existing raw files either).

[Devstorm]

Was there much leather  from this FB? It might be fun to have your leatherworker make asshats  er, helms to trade (or use).

[Sutremaine]

By default, any creature that gives skin gives only one skin. You can change this by turning skin into a glob and making a few tweaks to the tanning reaction.

[Blue_Dwarf]

Not sure who created this, but it deserves posting again.

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That has to be the most hilarious image in the universe 

[Dwarvinator]

Whoa..."Its ash grey hair is very curly..." - I'll bet.
Man, if it's still alive...Forgotten Ass Beast Silk Farming is the way to go...

[flameaway]

Should be able to use the atomic wedgie technique on an ass beast.  Fitting... almost ordained.

Shooting it with a crossbow bolt is anticlimactic.

Every ass beast has a stick up itself. 

Show some creativity and kill it with a dwarf wielding a single pair of  XtrousersX.

[_Ivan_]

Was there much leather  from this FB? It might be fun to have your leatherworker make asshats  er, helms to trade (or use).

Sadly, you only get 1 piece of leather from any FB/titan if the FB will give you any skin at all. However, I did find this was made by filling a work order for leather hoods (hats). Keep in mind the only mountain titan I've killed was the one in this thread so the leather had to come from him.

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[Noobazzah]

I wonder if whoever is wearing that has trouble breathing?

[Monk321654]

An ass hat might provide pretty good protection, considering the ass is one of the few (possibly the only, unless I'm mistaken) places on the body that isn't a severe risk to get attack from.

Ignore the fact that the skin wouldn't have any of the adipose tissue still connected, but... Bad joke must be made.

[Xcano]

Sometimes your simply compelled to share.

My fortress is being menaced by a huge one-eyed ass. Pray for my dwarves. Pray for me.

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"It has a fat, bulging trunk." I sure hope it's not in the front of it. Or maybe the eye is on the trunk to. Then you would have a big ass attacking you with its eye penis. That would explain were the "webs" come from.