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Author Topic: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 2: Don't Drink The Beer]  (Read 9297 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2013, 12:33:27 am »

[n]Improvise a phaser.[/b] This wil end well...
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2013, 08:48:48 am »

SEDUCE THEM ANYWAY! WITH BIMBO POWERS
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2013, 08:55:13 am »

(Random...) Take cover and hope something heavy falls on enemies attacking me!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2013, 10:28:02 am »

Oh gosh. I am terribly upset at missing all of this.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2013, 02:49:47 pm »

Just so you guys understand how the next turn is going to play out, all of you have chosen to enter combat. You'll be rolling directly against the stats of your enemies with your chosen cliche, and the lower roller loses one die for the rest of the fight (meaning lower rolls on that cliche). If any of your cliches runs out of dice, you're out.

You can also form teams if you want, look at the pdf for info on that.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2013, 02:52:53 pm »

It occurs to me that my primary cliche is nebulous and poorly-defined.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2013, 02:57:06 pm »

It occurs to me that my primary cliche is nebulous and poorly-defined.
Don't worry, I'll just punish you harshly whenever it fails.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2013, 03:01:27 pm »

Hey, at least yours is moderately applicable to combat.
Mine are all geared for seduction and or telling kids to get off my lawn :P
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2013, 03:02:50 pm »

It occurs to me that my primary cliche is nebulous and poorly-defined.
Don't worry, I'll just punish you harshly whenever it fails.

That is quite appropriate!
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2013, 04:14:25 pm »

(Gangster) I pull out my gangster gun and shoot the bastards.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2013, 10:19:58 pm »

Just so you guys understand how the next turn is going to play out, all of you have chosen to enter combat.
Not me.
Technically.
I'm working on it, though.

Hey, at least yours is moderately applicable to combat.
Mine are all geared for seduction and or telling kids to get off my lawn :P
All of my Cliches have highly limited use except my two points in Science. And it's not even Super-Science or !!SCIENCE!! or anything.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 1: This Place Has Terrible Service]
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2013, 06:30:16 pm »

In battle roll annotations, the player's roll always comes first.
Turn 2: Don't Drink The Beer
(Comedic Sociopath) I cast NaganoDoken on a nearby horror.
"I absolutely knew that would happen! Quick, teal man! Protect me with your meaty innards!"
You stumble blindly past Nagano as he shifts to the side slightly, and slam right into a tentacled horror! It bites down hard on your shoulder!
Improvise a phaser.
A quick retooling of the molecular fusion diode on your communicator allows the ocular identification laser scanner to operate at full capacity in an outward vector, releasing short bursts of plasmous gluon energy that can neutralize or eliminate targets. Your new phaser allows you to use your science fiction cliche in combat.
SEDUCE THEM ANYWAY!
"Let us not fight, now is the time for love my little enchiladas."
Your suaveness distracts the Latinas long enough for you to slip off the table and engage both of them in a saucy salsa dance! You have them right where you want them!
(Random...) Take cover and hope something heavy falls on enemies attacking me!
You hop over the counter and huddle beneath just as the barkeep pulls out a long machete. He raises the blade high, ready to strike at you, but just then the dilapidated wooden trapdoor beneath you gives way and you tumble down a flight of stairs into the wine cellar!
(Gangster) I pull out my gangster gun and shoot the bastards.
Your bullet ricochets off the wall by a horror, severing the rope holding the chandelier to the ceiling. It crashes into the table, catapulting mugs of flammable booze into the air and lighting the ceiling on fire as well! A burning blob of napalm-like alcoholic sludge lands on your back.
"...This ain't looking good."

As the fire spreads over the room, it suddenly begins to show a rainbow hue. The edges of the room slowly burn away, revealing patches of what appear to be natural cave walls. Several of the alien lifeforms hold their heads and shriek in pain as the patches widen.

Dual Latinas (Latin Lover 2/3)
Mob of Space Horrors (Alien Menace 4/4)

Derm
Dark Sorceror (4/4) Heroic Comedic Sociopath (1/2) Mad Doctor (2/2) Friends in strange places (2/2)
Inventory: Robe, Hat, Staff of Horrors, Syringe
Leonard Nimoy
Actor (4/4) Scientist (2/2) Science Fiction (2/2) William Shatner (2/2)
Inventory: Ear Prosthetic, Communicator, Phaser, Lab Coat
Abel Siegfried Alehandro
Geezer (4/4) Latin Lover (3/3) Bimbo (3/3)
Inventory: Rose (in mouth), Silk Shirt, Speedo, Heart Medication
Retsaot, the Walking Paradox
Random Things Always Happen to Me (3/4) Mechanic (3/3) Driver (3/3)
Inventory: Wrench, Coveralls, Pocket Watch
Nagano Italiano
Conman (4/4) Gangster (3/3) Thief (3/3)
Inventory: Pistol, Lockpick, Hat, Suit
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 2: Don't Drink The Beer]
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2013, 06:37:55 pm »

"YEOUCH! Buddy, imma go palpatine on your ass!"

(Dark Sorceror): Go Palpatine on his ass.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 2: Don't Drink The Beer]
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2013, 06:49:13 pm »

Latin Lover: Cleverly dance the salsa so that the Latinas end up in fiery patches, rip off shirt and reveal speedo as necessary.
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Re: Let's Play Risus! [Turn 2: Don't Drink The Beer]
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2013, 06:50:03 pm »

(Thief) Steal the Latinas' hearts.
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