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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 71920 times)

Elephant Parade

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Minecraft RTD
« on: August 04, 2013, 07:34:46 pm »

This is a semi-minimalist, Minecraft-based RTD. Don't worry about character descriptions, waitlists, or any of that stuff; just jump right in and post an action.

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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2013, 07:35:32 pm »

IN

Gather Pumpkins

Also, good luck on your first RtD, they're fun to play and run.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2013, 07:37:41 pm »

IN

Gather Pumpkins

Also, good luck on your first RtD, they're fun to play and run.

(5) You gather ALL the pumpkins. As in, all pumpkins within a 10-chunk radius.

Time: Five minutes until nightfall

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Health: 20
Inventory: 40 Pumpkins

[Edit: Fixed dumb mistake.]
[Edit 2: Fixed even dumber mistake.]
[Edit 3: This has to be the most failed post ever.]
« Last Edit: August 04, 2013, 07:43:20 pm by Elephant Parade »
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2013, 07:42:25 pm »

40 Pumpkins? Sweet.

Punch down a tree to make a pick.

I love how this is so ridiculous to say but still works.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2013, 07:44:26 pm »

Time: Five minutes until nightfall
Everything will be fine.


Locate trees. Harvest trees.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2013, 07:45:30 pm »

BEGIN EXISTING

SMACK GRASS, PARADOXICALLY OBTAIN SEEDS FOR WHEAT
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2013, 07:51:54 pm »

[Edit: Fixed dumb mistake.]
[Edit 2: Fixed even dumber mistake.]
[Edit 3: This has to be the most failed post ever.]
Everyone has to start somewhere.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2013, 07:55:19 pm »

Exist and dig into the dirt to make a shelter only big enough to fit me in the ground.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2013, 07:57:30 pm »

Exist and dig into the dirt to make a shelter only big enough to fit me in the ground.
Plug this jerk's air hole with a pumpkin!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2013, 08:02:16 pm »

Find a forest and harvest 5 logs.
Craft a Workbench.
Use Workbench to craft an Axe.
Harvest enough logs to build a wood plank shelter.
Craft a door.
Build a wood plank shelter with a door.


(Ambitious?  Yes, but I can hope it works.)
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2013, 08:09:28 pm »

40 Pumpkins? Sweet.

Punch down a tree to make a pick.

I love how this is so ridiculous to say but still works.
(3) You punch down the tree, but it takes you longer than you expect.
(5) You make the logs into ULTRA PLANKS. An ULTRA PLANKS block disassembles itself into four sticks.
(4) You make the crafting table and set it down next to you.
(5) You make an ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE. However, you are so skilled that you make an ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE.

Time: Five minutes until nightfall
Everything will be fine.


Locate trees. Harvest trees.

[Oops, I forgot to roll for tree location. Pretend I rolled a four here. :P]
(6)You head out to the forest and chop down all the trees. Unfortunately, you have attracted the attention of the Creeper Environmentalists. This may cause issues later.

BEGIN EXISTING

SMACK GRASS, PARADOXICALLY OBTAIN SEEDS FOR WHEAT

(3) You just barely manage to begin existing. Uh-oh! Not quite all of your health exists yet!
(2) You accidentally punch grassy dirt instead of grass. You gain no seeds.

Exist and dig into the dirt to make a shelter only big enough to fit me in the ground.

(2) You have serious trouble existing.
(5) You manage to carve out a simple 3 x 3 home underground. You somehow carve the stone into a furnace, a crafting table, a chest, and a bed.

Exist and dig into the dirt to make a shelter only big enough to fit me in the ground.
Plug this jerk's air hole with a pumpkin!
(6) You plug the air hole with a pumpkin. Unfortunately, the pumpkin sees him dying and takes pity on him, carving itself to let air flow through.

Find a forest and harvest 5 logs.
Craft a Workbench.
Use Workbench to craft an Axe.
Harvest enough logs to build a wood plank shelter.
Craft a door.
Build a wood plank shelter with a door.


(Ambitious?  Yes, but I can hope it works.)

(4) You find the forest and harvest the logs.
(2) You craft a workbench, but it looks pretty flimsy.
(4) You craft a Wooden Axe.
(6) You cut down a forest. The creeper environmentalists are going to be very busy.
(6) You craft a wooden door so sturdy not even you can open it.
(5) You make a grand palace of planks. Unfortunately, you can't use the front door.

mastacheese
Health: 20
Inventory: 39 Pumpkins, 12 ULTRA PLANKS, 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE.

IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples

BFEL
Health: 15
Inventory: 5 Dirt

cattouchdis
Health: 10
Inventory: None

Zanzetkuken
Health: 20
Inventory: 10 Wooden Planks, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
« Last Edit: August 04, 2013, 08:15:12 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2013, 08:17:38 pm »

Pop on in and go punch some pigs.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2013, 08:18:53 pm »

WELL PLAYED GRASS! WELL PLAYED INDEED.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2013, 08:19:29 pm »

Punch trees.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2013, 08:19:57 pm »

Exist myself up some health and if there is a way out and it is still daytime than go out and steal borrow some planks for crafting, if there isn't a way out just wait for day time before going and opening up my shelter.
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