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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 95719 times)

TopHat

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #105 on: August 09, 2013, 06:39:08 am »

"open the window next time!"
Grab luggage, check out of hotel, try to find another hotel.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #106 on: August 09, 2013, 07:00:57 am »

((Why would you make me describe myself as a dirty actor? Why? WHY?))

Make public apology. Try to make up for it by volunteering to teach Sex Ed.

((I JUST WANTED A COOKING SHOW MAN. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO! LOOK DAMMIT!))
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #107 on: August 09, 2013, 07:01:17 am »

((Bwah. Ha. Ha.))

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #108 on: August 09, 2013, 09:15:09 am »

Go by some coffee.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #109 on: August 09, 2013, 09:30:03 am »

Leave to find Sexbot shop.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #110 on: August 09, 2013, 11:17:25 am »

Lead them back to their cars, Pied Piper Style. The music will hopefully have made them forget about the drugs and stuff.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #111 on: August 10, 2013, 04:00:10 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Lead them back to their cars, Pied Piper Style. The music will hopefully have made them forget about the drugs and stuff.
You start playing again and lead the police back down to their cars. You belt out an awesome tune to try and wipe their memories.
[6 + 3 = 9]
All three collapse on the ground, drooling and staring off into infinity. Ooops.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Make public apology. Try to make up for it by volunteering to teach Sex Ed.
[5]
You successfully make a public apology which mollifies the masses. You then offer to teach Sex Ed to make up for it.
[1 - 1 = 0]
You show them the movie you worked on before hosting the cooking show. START RUNNING.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go by some coffee.
[1]
You walk past the nearest sentient cup of coffee, slapping her on the arse. Her massively muscular sentient croissant boyfriend lunges at you.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab luggage, check out of hotel, try to find another hotel.
"Open the window next time!"
You leave to go to a more sane hotel.
[2]
But you can't find the way out.

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Leave to find Sexbot shop.
[4]
You manage to find a place. Apparently the starting rate for platinum-plated sexbots is about twenty million dollars, cash only.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #112 on: August 10, 2013, 05:00:29 am »

Run! Kill! No, no! It's happening all over again! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it Martha!
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Dying of laughter?
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TopHat

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2013, 05:06:40 am »

The way I came in, stupid!
Grab stuff, exit, find saner hotel.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2013, 08:29:57 am »

Kyle walks away since croissants don't have legs to chase me down with.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2013, 08:53:37 am »

Pull out knife. Perform a hold-up on the owner of the Sexbot Shop via street knowledge.

"GIVE ME YOUR ROBOTS N' SHIT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. :) ))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2013, 09:06:26 am »

((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. :) ))
Let's recap.

Cheesecake is now a pornstar and sex offender.
Greenstar has drugged small children and mindwiped police.
kj has sexually assualted a sentient cup of coffee.
TopHat may or may not be involved in an international super-powered midget smuggling ring.
And you are acquiring a platinum plated sexbot so that the ghost of 2Pac will come back to life.

Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. We haven't even gotten to the fucked up stuff I had planned yet.

TCM

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #117 on: August 10, 2013, 09:14:27 am »

((That's a pretty realistic day in Vegas.))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #118 on: August 10, 2013, 09:16:20 am »

((At least you haven't used the metamorphica yet."
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #119 on: August 10, 2013, 09:31:04 am »

I was saving that for if TCM got a one when trying to communicate with the ghost of 2Pac.
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