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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 89035 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #150 on: August 15, 2013, 08:08:32 pm »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Hum a tune while I walk.
[5]
You arrive!

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - SHIEET. Possess my clone! Beat me up for beating me up!
[5 vs 2]
The clone and yourself trade positions.
You: Perfect Health.
Clone: Incorporeal.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle decides to fly to a hospital to get his legs fixed.
[5]
[5]
You manage to find a hospital incredibly easily and the doctors fix up your leg in a jiffy.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Yell something random in French whilst trying to escape.
[6]
You tear free and dive out a nearby window.
[5]
"vous ne toucherez pas à mon bouton de plaisir!"

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Present Sexbot.
"Yeah."
[5]
That is just beautiful. Alright, I'll hold up my end of the deal; give me a minute here.
[1]
Um. We have a problem.
Why is 2Pacs voice coming from the sexbot?

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kj1225

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #151 on: August 15, 2013, 08:10:37 pm »

See if I can develop supernatural powers as well once I leave the hospital.
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TCM

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #152 on: August 15, 2013, 08:26:20 pm »

"Pac...you...fuck. Let me fix this."

Convert Sexbot into a more 2Pac-ish shape.
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Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #153 on: August 15, 2013, 09:33:08 pm »

Alright! Turn in my clone and get the rewards.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #154 on: August 16, 2013, 12:18:54 am »

YESSSSS! Now, let's get inside the building and grab a map of all the booths and such.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #155 on: August 16, 2013, 04:25:31 am »

I left my luggage in there, didn't I...
Throw rock through window at mad lady. Taunt her.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #156 on: August 16, 2013, 05:43:57 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - YESSSSS! Now, let's get inside the building and grab a map of all the booths and such.
[5]
A map is incredibly easy to find.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Alright! Turn in my clone and get the rewards.
You cart the body (your original body to be exact) down to the police station.
What's all this then?

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - See if I can develop supernatural powers as well once I leave the hospital.
[Auto selected the Supernatural Attributes section of The Metamorphica.]
[885 - No Shadow]
Your shadow disappears from the ground before you.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - I left my luggage in there, didn't I... Throw rock through window at mad lady. Taunt her.
[4]
You stone clocks her/him in the side of the head.
[6]
"YOUR FATHER WAS A BADGER AND YOUR MOTHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!"
[5]
Well I never!

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Convert Sexbot into a more 2Pac-ish shape.
"Pac...you...fuck. Let me fix this."
[1]
This in no way looks like me. I DON'T HAVE BOOBS MAN!
Maybe more feminine was not the way to go.

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Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #157 on: August 16, 2013, 05:51:38 am »

This is the convict sexually harassing kids! He cloned me and tried to turn ME in!

And all of this is the truth. Mwehehe.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

kj1225

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #158 on: August 16, 2013, 08:37:57 am »

Go to the convention in town. I probably won't be stared at to much. Also see if I can develop more super natural abilities on the way there.
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TopHat

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #159 on: August 16, 2013, 10:01:46 am »

Chuck more stuff at her.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #160 on: August 16, 2013, 10:18:05 am »

Hm....let's go and check out some of the booths, see if there's anything to spend my money on.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #161 on: August 16, 2013, 10:28:29 am »

Please be a lot more specific Greenstar; I have no idea what to do about this part.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #162 on: August 16, 2013, 10:51:51 am »

Heh, okay.

Uh...Go see if I can't go off and buy some comic books. There's bound to be a booth around here somewhere.
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TCM

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #163 on: August 16, 2013, 11:29:43 am »

"Wait, wait...I can do this...ABRACADABRA MOTHERFUCKER."

Cast Ghetto Reformation Magic on Tupac.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #164 on: August 17, 2013, 02:58:14 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Uh...Go see if I can't go off and buy some comic books. There's bound to be a booth around here somewhere.
[5 + 3]
You come across a table that sells comics from 1900 to the present.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - This is the convict sexually harassing kids! He cloned me and tried to turn ME in!
[6]
I can't believe it! Cloning in MY town? Don't worry your head young man; we'll have all this fixed up in a jiffy!
The copper handcuffs the braindead body to a chair and motions for you to sit down.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go to the convention in town. I probably won't be stared at to much. Also see if I can develop more super natural abilities on the way there.
[5]
You see some guy head into a building and walk on in.
[Auto selected Supernatural Attributes.]
[738 - Breath Weapon.]
[4 - Once every few minutes.]
[17 - Poison.]
A nasty feeling creeps down your throat.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Chuck more stuff at her.
[1]
You toss your wallet at her.
-$10000

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Cast Ghetto Reformation Magic on Tupac.
"Wait, wait...I can do this...ABRACADABRA MOTHERFUCKER."
[6]
You blast the sexbot with immense amounts of eldritch power.
[1]
Well at least it's human now. Too bad it's even more feminine. Those things have got to hurt Fem!2Pac's back.

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