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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 75401 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #195 on: August 22, 2013, 09:10:31 pm »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - WOO. Unless the finals are RIGHT NOW, explore a bit. Find someone to converse with. Or beat up.
[4]
You've got a few minutes.
[5]
There's a wide range of people here; more than you would expect. Of particular interest there is a crying man, a girl with a big-ass pair of horns and a cyborg dude.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Send my cop army to build a nest for my brood.
[6]
They dig out a network of simple tunnels below the station and move you down there. Your body begins to change and twist to suit your new purpose.
((Rolled up a bunch of goodies. Not gonna list the rolls though.))
-Attractive
-Fangs - Needle like
-Large Rear End
-Hairless
-Reverse Pedalism - Now a quadraped
-Female
-Aquatic Adaption - Gills
-Silk Production
-Burrower
-Carnivore
-Motherliness
-Devolved - Permanent - On Touch - Several Months Per Stage
ADD THESE TO YOUR SHEET PLEASE.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Poison breath the man.
[4 + 1 = 5 vs 2]
The poor bastard get's it right in the face and goes down spluttering and choking as his nervous system shuts down.
[1]
"MURDER, MURDER!"
Shit.
ANGRY MAN: Choking to death.
YOU: Broken ribs.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Threaten to call the police unless she gives me my money back.
[4]
No, it's miiiiiine!

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Beat up the competition.
[6]
You take a swing at one of them, but another pulls a man-portable railgun on your punk arse.
What the hell do you think you're doing boy?

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Punch the VTOL pilot and swear at him in French!
"Vous baiseur de merde!"
[5 vs 3 - 2 = 1]
His face hits the dashboard and he doesn't move. Welp, he looks dead.

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« Last Edit: August 24, 2013, 01:04:28 am by Gamerlord »
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mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: A New Victim Approaches!
« Reply #196 on: August 22, 2013, 09:23:07 pm »

Hi-Jack the VTOL!

This is just awesome.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #197 on: August 22, 2013, 09:24:48 pm »

Fly away to where I need to be for the plot!
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #198 on: August 22, 2013, 09:25:17 pm »

Hi-Jack the VTOL!

This is just awesome.
This... will end badly.

Fly away to where I need to be for the plot!
Convenient, thank you!

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #199 on: August 22, 2013, 09:25:42 pm »

Unless I roll a 1.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #200 on: August 22, 2013, 09:26:23 pm »

True.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #201 on: August 22, 2013, 09:27:08 pm »

Unless I roll a 1.
Well, then you will fly into my VTOL blades as I ascend.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #202 on: August 22, 2013, 10:05:13 pm »

Ok, I think I should give you guys a few teasers about my 'plot'.

-It involves samurai sexbots.
-Acting sane will get you nowhere.
-If Chaeskake keeps going the way she is going, this may devolve into a standard apocalypse game.

I did not initially plan the third point.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #203 on: August 22, 2013, 10:10:17 pm »

Yay!
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #204 on: August 22, 2013, 11:13:39 pm »

BREED.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #205 on: August 23, 2013, 11:57:33 am »

Hm. Go talk to the horned girl. See what her deal is.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #206 on: August 23, 2013, 02:04:10 pm »

"Oh, look, a flying pig!"
Take out phone. Type out police number by number until she gives it back.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #207 on: August 23, 2013, 08:56:27 pm »

You know, I did not read the GM notes and now that I did I can only say, no shit.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #208 on: August 23, 2013, 08:59:15 pm »

Dropkick him.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #209 on: August 24, 2013, 12:28:54 am »

You know, I did not read the GM notes and now that I did I can only say, no shit.
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