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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 75402 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #225 on: August 25, 2013, 10:14:51 pm »

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.
[6]
Upon inspection you discover that the VTOL limo has exclusive access to an orbital laser satellite, as well as a pair of gauss-miniguns.
OH.   
SNAP.

Use my satellite to search for heat signatures, the larger the better.
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #226 on: August 25, 2013, 10:15:25 pm »

"I'm Kyle."
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #227 on: August 26, 2013, 07:02:08 pm »

((HERE'S WHERE A THING I SAID WASN'T SAID.

Also, I MAY not be able to post in one or two turns. I can only use wifi at various food establishments until thursday.))


"Well, I heard this convention was in town and felt like it would be a good chance to...uh...meet a few new people and hang out with my friends.

But...none of them have showed up yet, I guess."
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 07:51:08 pm by Greenstarfanatic »
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #228 on: August 26, 2013, 07:14:31 pm »

((I think Cheesecake's part in this has turned into him playing Corruption of Champions. WHOOP.))

((Appropriate times to bring up Corruption of Champions:
 1. Never.))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #229 on: August 26, 2013, 07:21:28 pm »

....

<.<

>.>

Forget I said anything.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #230 on: August 27, 2013, 12:11:37 am »

Yes. We do not speak of that game on these forums.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #231 on: August 27, 2013, 07:20:53 am »

Waiting for TCM and TopHat to post actions.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #232 on: August 27, 2013, 04:44:51 pm »

Get away.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #233 on: August 28, 2013, 05:30:43 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"Well, I heard this convention was in town and felt like it would be a good chance to...uh...meet a few new people and hang out with my friends.

But...none of them have showed up yet, I guess."

Oh! I'm only here for work; I'm with the security company engaged for this event.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Fiiiiinnneee. Send cops and the children out to learn of the world beyond the nest.
...You're sending newborns out scouting? Fine, whatever.
[4, 3, 5, 6, 2, 2, 3, 4]
Your children find nothing of any import in their tiny excursions through the caverns of your nest. Your police love slaves are slightly more successful, returning with scraps of food and information.
-The dissappearance of the cops has not yet been noted. From here on out a d3 will be rolled each turn to determine whether someone takes note or not. 1 is no, 2 is yes, 3 is manhunt.
-The children have the bodies of toddlers at this point; let them grow a little longer!
-You can make more children.
-Also, from now on you have three actions per turn: what you're doing, what your brood is doing and what your love slaves are doing.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Talk.
"I'm Kyle."
THAT'S A NICE NAME! WHEN DID YOU GET YOUR WINGS?

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - -UNTIL HE POSTS, TOPHAT DOES NOTHING. RETCONNING MAY OCCUR WHEN HE RETURNS-

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Get away.
[5]
You and FemPac lose the angry rapper mob pretty quickly, managing to hold onto your prize as well.

Sam Greene - Samarkand - Arrive!
[3]
[4]
You ride into the middle class area of town on a beat up Harley 2150, an elegant old bike.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Use my satellite to search for heat signatures, the larger the better.
[1]
[6]
That combination of buttons... may not have been the best to press. A beam of light lances down from the sky, burrowing into the centre of Las Vegas Nuclear Power Plant. Oh dear.

EVERYONE!
[5]
[6]
[5]
"CITIZENS AND VISITORS: PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST FALLOUT SHELTER - THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE LAS VEGAS NUCLEAR POWER PLANT HAS HAD IT'S CONTAINMENT BREACHED AND IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MELTDOWN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
All around the city, massive blast walls rise from the ground, slowly encapsulating the entire city, locking the fallout in. With you guys inside.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #234 on: August 28, 2013, 06:07:23 am »

"I got them just today. It looks like they could come in handy."
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #235 on: August 28, 2013, 07:36:02 am »

Me:
Eat food to accumulate biomass

Brood:
Let them eat and grow. Name them Adam and Eve.

Love Cops:
Send half to find more food, keep half to defend brood nest.
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #236 on: August 28, 2013, 11:06:01 am »

Find somebody official looking. Ask for directions to nearest shelter.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #237 on: August 28, 2013, 08:07:33 pm »

Wow, I got my name in the thread name, I must have done something right.

HIT MORE BUTTONS! Try to aim at some police stations and other buildings related to addressing disaster situations.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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The Derail Thread

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #238 on: August 28, 2013, 08:11:00 pm »

Take FemPac to a shelter.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Mastahcheese really fucked up this time!
« Reply #239 on: August 28, 2013, 09:05:26 pm »

((Are atrocity points good, bad, a mixed bag, or merely track absurdity?))
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