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Dracula.

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Osiris.

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Zombie Michael Jackson.

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Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

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Doppleganger TCM.

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All of the above.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Well, to be fair, the 'avengers' didn't avenge either, they kind of hung around and defended shit, they didn't really do that much avenging anyway, also, dafauq were they doing with using tankers as makeshift weapon when they had indestructible swords hanging around like literal wrist blades, also, the swords seem also to be able to be a barbed whip as well, in fact, the sword seemed the best weapon they had anyway, makes you wonder why they didn't go "oh noooo kaiguuuuu WRIST BLADE MOTHERF***** WERENT EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU!"

[Gamerlord]

(True. I was wondering why they didn't just make a giant razor disc launcher. That would have been fucking awesome.)

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

One part of the movie I like calling bull on is the final scene where

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

they blow up the other side of the wormhole and they get through to the other side, normal right?

BUT, they didn't have any kaiju shit on them, and I could be talking about kaiju shit because that would have worked, and that's the only time I'm using that statement, and even then, if the aliens could tell when dickheads from soon to be theirs planets meld with another kaiju brain, then what about the other planets? Remember  the one throwaway line about them infesting other planets? That's means there's more, and in a year or two in that world, when the kaiju have been scrapped,another infested planet of the bastards will come, and THEY WONT HOLD BACK.

that's my idea anyway.

[Gamerlord]

(Ah, but they say that they move on when they drain the resources dry. All the 'other planets' are completely out of resources and keeping people there would be pointless.)

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

True, so basically they are those 'devourer' creatures from endless space, also, I just noticed that one face am pic of the creature looked like a chrysalid, I liked that.

Speaking of, how would robot babies work? I don't see them having a Hard Drive for a fembot.

Ohgodpleasestopmebeforeigoonaroll

[Gamerlord]

*bitchslaps Dumbo*
There. You're stopped.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

It's funny, when re reading this entire game form star to finish, it's the first one where the entire reading is accompanied by a steady stream of 'nopenopenopenopesoomuchnope' throughout the entire thing, and I guess that's an accomplishment? If for no other reason than the fact that at one point cocaine was dumped into a swimming pool full of children.

Dear god that sentence alone must have set off like, 50 red flags already for the FBI alone, won't make much difference in the sea of red flags this game has accrued anyway.

[Gamerlord]

Yeah, the players haven't been giving me as many hooks for horrifying stuff. Greenstar's current situation should give me a few though.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh, speak of the devil/monstrosity/dear god what did you do I had an application sheet around here somewhere and I'm not sure if I've been put on the wait list, tell me If I need to find the post again if you haven't.

[Gamerlord]

I really don't have a waitlist at this point. Just redo yah sheet.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Alrighty ho, here we go:

Damn, I really want in but I don't know what to rate myself,

Ill give it a shot anyway
Name: username
Gender: male
Stats:
Str:5
Dex:4
Agi:4
Int:5
Will:5
Skills:
None

Hmm, that is a bit bare-bonsey, might as well spice it up a touch:
Name: Axle jurakovosky
Str: I do go to a trainer once a week and I have been a touch stronger then most other people in my class, let's go with a 6.
Dex: we'll, I'm flexible (paediatrician said I had hyper flexibility, sounds cool but I have to wear special paddings on my shoes.) but not particularly athletic, straight 5, perhaps?
Agi: have to go with a 4 on this one, I can run, and about as fast if not faster than most kids in my class, but not for very long.
Int: I do normally hit straight a's in class but I'm never really very inspired to do so but while half the stuff in my head is useless junk, I do have a large vocabulary and incredibly fast reader, as well as well as being kind of creative, maybe a 6 or 7?
Will: well, In the face of sweets I normally melt, but at the same time, if it tell myself something, I'm usually going to do it, straight 5 should do.
Skills:
Kind heart: unless I'm bored, or sleepy, or it's tusday.
Stable mind? Ha!
Fast recovering: not like wolverine stuff, i just catch my breath faster than normal, so does my mom, really.
Fast reader: I read over 300 pages in about a hour or two.
Long speech, total ad lib: I speak fast and oh dear god long without taking a breath, but i never prepare.
Not too good with emotions: don't yawn in my vicinity.
Stomach of iron, tongue of sponge.
Terminator white blood cells: I once got really sick, could bearly open my eyes and it cleared up in a day, my mom got sick with a moderate flu and got stuck for about a week.
Coincidence finder extraordinaire.
And finally: made for melodrama.
That good? Oh wait:
Reason for coming to vegas: giant spider droids and terrorist sith warriors, why not?!

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"Er...could somebody wake her up? And tell me exactly what I should be doing here? What are the benefits? Do I get a cool scepter or something?"
"How can you not know? You are our lord, our master, our saviour..."
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Look for my children again.
You sprint through the fallen city, past packs of mutants and broken bands of survivors. Your hunt ends outside the police station where it all truly began, with a hulking monstrosity before you.
"Mummy?"
Adam?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Hang up, phone the aforementioned corrupt New York politician. He might know something.
"Aha! Apparently this Brock guy threw some guy into jail a few years ago. Something about taking bribes.
... And good luck with that 'hang him with his intestines' thing. He sounds like a total hardcase. Nothing about his whereabouts, though... Wait a sec, I'll call back in a minute or two."
Your call can't reach him, probably because of the blast shields.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Snoop around inside the monolith to clues of the Great Beyond.
Your instincts lead you deep inside the colossal mausoleum, down and down to the very bottom. There a single mahogany coffin awaits.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Get back to the VTOL! Take out Pizza the Hutt with extreme hostilities!
"Thanks! And we'll have to see about that!" Cromwell replied as he deflected bullets with his new found force powers.
A Force shield deflects the bullets away from you as you stumble towards the aircraft.
*FWOOSH*
...
...
...
*BOOM*
And there goes the VTOL.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue absorbing city and blaring ads.
Your absorbtion is interrupted by the arrival of eight smaller mechs, the tallest of which stands at one hundred metres to your approximate five-hundred and sixty. As one they reveal weapon ports and begin to open fire on you, scarring the exterior of your chassis.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23^rd - SquatchHammer - Well get back to what I was doing before. Now time to look into that Police Station...
You walk back into the building, leaving the mutant monstrosity behi - "Mummy?" - FUCK. YOUR. LIFE.

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Ahahahahahaha you people can be so easy to direct and control sometimes.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Hey xan! See if you can mind control the robots and make them your loyal bodyguards, with their weaponry, it would be cool at least.

[Xantalos]

Hey xan! See if you can mind control the robots and make them your loyal bodyguards, with their weaponry, it would be cool at least.

How though?
...
Do I have the capacity to do that?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Hey xan! See if you can mind control the robots and make them your loyal bodyguards, with their weaponry, it would be cool at least.

How though?
...
Do I have the capacity to do that?

Well idont know  why don't you ask your eldritch abominations and the fact that if there's the soul of a robot in the machine, you could communicate with the robots and not the riders.