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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 95720 times)

TCM

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #90 on: August 08, 2013, 03:15:06 pm »

"So, what have you been doing Pac? Being dead and all?"

Question Tupac.

((Oh wow, research huh? I didn't expect that, most of the time Tupac appears in other people's RTDs he usually just goes around screaming "THUG LIFE!" and then getting shot 4731658 times. Though you gotta' admit, he has a nice voice.))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #91 on: August 08, 2013, 07:55:10 pm »

Samuél Malbeau - JESUS FUCK. UH...TOSS IT IN THE POOL, TOSS IT IN THE POOOOOL!
[2 - 1 = 1]
Yep, you do so. Too bad the drugs are water soluble and there are children playing in the pool. You monster.

Chaeskake - NOW make my show happen!
[5]
Though you are wearing a stained cheesecake costume, you manage to host your cooking show! Even though the only, *clears throat* ingredients you have are around are... less than family friendly.
+Perverted cooking show on USB

Kyle Johnson - Go get a room at an affordable price.
[6]
Why, the most affordable room is the one where you don't pay! You break into the nearest hotel and hide in one of their rooms.

Jonathan McMacen - Head to hotel. Show my reservation and ask if my luggage has arrived.
[1]
Upon arrival, you are directed to your room which contains your luggage. Luggage which contains a bound and gagged midget.

Aaron Wallace - Question Tupac.
"So, what have you been doing Pac? Being dead and all?"

Banging demon chicks. Building my ghost posse. You know, the usual.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #92 on: August 08, 2013, 07:58:38 pm »

FUCK...SHIT, UH...GET MY LUGGAGE, GO TO MY ROOM, AND BEGIN WALKING AROUND WITH MY SAXOPHONE, READY TO CHARMS THE SOCKS OFF OF ANY POLICEMANOFFICER.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2013, 08:01:26 pm »

Heavily advertise my new show!
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2013, 08:27:33 pm »

Go to a starbucks or something and start writing my book.
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TCM

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« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2013, 08:44:27 pm »

"I was thinking I could get you bring you back to life. Seriously, we really need you."

Beg for Tupac to come back by showing him what rap music has become without him. (Soulja Boi, Lil' Jon, Waka Flocka, Young Money, etc.)
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #96 on: August 08, 2013, 08:48:15 pm »

The year is 2213. Please don't make me create an entire history of rap music over two hundred years.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #97 on: August 08, 2013, 08:50:20 pm »

PTW
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TCM

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« Reply #98 on: August 08, 2013, 08:56:15 pm »

The year is 2213. Please don't make me create an entire history of rap music over two hundred years.

((I will infer that all the pop rappers nowadays still live 200 years in the future due to *pick your own deus ex machina here*))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #99 on: August 08, 2013, 08:58:50 pm »

Fine. All artists have had their consciousness uploaded into a computer.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 09:03:36 pm by Gamerlord »
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #100 on: August 08, 2013, 09:00:50 pm »

Imagine if the data acidently spilled into other data so you have a rapper being able to reapeat most digits in pi
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2013, 09:12:21 pm »

Imagine if the data acidently spilled into other data so you have a rapper being able to reapeat most digits in pi

((Yo, my name's Big O.G. A.K.A. 5900 Hours of Digital Porn.))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #102 on: August 08, 2013, 09:14:22 pm »

((The best rapper.))
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« Reply #103 on: August 09, 2013, 04:05:00 am »

Eerm... Tell the hotel concierge that the wrong luggage has been delivered to my room.
If they insist that it is my luggage, I will go back to my room, ungag the midget, and ask what happened.

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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #104 on: August 09, 2013, 05:27:56 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - FUCK...SHIT, UH...GET MY LUGGAGE, GO TO MY ROOM, AND BEGIN WALKING AROUND WITH MY SAXOPHONE, READY TO CHARMS THE SOCKS OFF OF ANY POLICEMANOFFICER.
The police arrive and storm up the stairs, guns at the ready!
[5 + 3 = 8]
You wail out an epic sax solo from the top of the stairs!
POLICE 1: [4 vs 8]
POLICE 2: [2 vs 8]
POLICE 3: [1 vs 8]
All three stand stockstill staring at you in awe until you finish.
Holy shit man that was awesome!
So... epic...
ALL HAIL THE MUSICAL MESSIAH.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Heavily advertise my new show!
[1 - 1 - 1 = -1]
You advertise your show alright. Advertise the shit out of it. Too bad the only open advertising slots are during children's programming! You have been registered as a sex offender!
-$400

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go to a starbucks or something and start writing my book.
[2 + 2 - 1 = 3]
You get one hundred pages in before you realise it is trite and derivative.

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Eerm... Tell the hotel concierge that the wrong luggage has been delivered to my room. If they insist that it is my luggage, I will go back to my room, ungag the midget, and ask what happened.
[2]
Nope, this is most definitely your midget according to the staff. You head back to your room and ungag and untie him.
[2 - 1 = 1]
He headbutts you in the groin before flying out the window.
MIDGET LIFE!

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Beg for Tupac to come back by showing him what rap music has become without him. (Soulja Boi, Lil' Jon, Waka Flocka, Young Money, etc.)
"I was thinking I could get you bring you back to life. Seriously, we really need you."
[4]
Eh... Maybe. If you get me a sexbot. Apparently they're a thing now and I want one. A platinum-plated sexbot. Then I'll come back.
QUEST ACQUIRED!
-Obtain a platinum-plated sexbot for the ghost of 2Pac.
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