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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 75240 times)

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #165 on: August 17, 2013, 06:44:26 am »

grab something that can be used as a weapon. Enter and politely ask for stuff back.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #166 on: August 17, 2013, 07:03:33 am »

Sit down and bask in the sweet, sweet justice system.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #167 on: August 17, 2013, 08:23:16 am »

Kyle walks up to the guy and introduces himself.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #168 on: August 17, 2013, 11:50:36 am »

Daaaaamn. Buy as many $3000 can buy. THEN, let's go check out the contests, see which ones I can enter.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #169 on: August 17, 2013, 01:32:48 pm »

"Let's just go."

Take FemPac to the heart of Los Vegas. Look for Rap competitions.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #170 on: August 19, 2013, 06:06:40 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Daaaaamn. Buy as many $3000 can buy. THEN, let's go check out the contests, see which ones I can enter.
[2]
Wow, centuries old comics are expensive.
-$3000
+Small Selection Of Extremely Vintage Comics
[5]
You find a bunch of contests though! They seem pretty easy too! Wait, why is this guy yelling at you?

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Sit down and bask in the sweet, sweet justice system.
[1]
Now, our records show that this man was on the Sex Offenders registry. I am very sorry, but we will have to castrate you.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle walks up to the guy and introduces himself.
[2]
"HEY THERE MOTHERFUCKER!"

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab something that can be used as a weapon. Enter and politely ask for stuff back.
[4]
There's a tire iron next to you. You grab it and head inside.
[3]
"OI! GIVE ME THAT WALLET!"
[5]
What wallet?

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Take FemPac to the heart of Los Vegas. Look for Rap competitions.
"Let's just go."
[5]
You head into the heart of Las Vegas and find a rap battle pretty easy. They ARE retro right now. Too bad that means reverse-hipsters.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 19, 2013, 06:17:46 am by Gamerlord »
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Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #171 on: August 19, 2013, 06:16:46 am »

Convince them not to castrate me by sexually offending them.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #172 on: August 19, 2013, 06:54:14 am »

Go do something.
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TCM

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #173 on: August 19, 2013, 06:57:04 am »

"Let's get em' Pac!"

Freestyle these fools by out pretentious-ing them.

Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to to lose… Latrec!
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #174 on: August 19, 2013, 12:02:09 pm »

"the one I threw through the window at you."
Call bullshit. Scan room to see where my bags / wallet / other stuff is.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #175 on: August 19, 2013, 12:05:57 pm »

Sign up for ALL THE CONTESTS. Then, go find the guy who yelled at me and give him shit.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas
« Reply #176 on: August 20, 2013, 10:30:41 pm »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Sign up for ALL THE CONTESTS. Then, go find the guy who yelled at me and give him shit.
[6]
Apparently signing up for all the contests means you have bet:
-your firstborn son
-the memory of your first kiss
-the memory of any and all summers you experienced as a child
-your left kidney
-your ability to love
You'd better win!

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Convince them not to castrate me by sexually offending them.
What? Seriously, what the fuck? How the hell is that meant to work? You know what, fine. This has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of bad ideas, but go ahead.
[3]
Sir, please stop molesting the police force. SIR, please put your pants back on. SIR, please stop the striptease.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go do something.
[1]
You decide to go do shit. Well, pantsing the nearest guy is something, right? Too bad he looks like a freaking mountain.
WHAT THE FUCK!

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Call bullshit. Scan room to see where my bags / wallet / other stuff is.
"The one I threw through the window at you."
[4]
Nope, never heard of it. Who are you again?
[4]
You can see your bag, but your wallet with ten grand in it is nowhere to be seen.

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Freestyle these fools by out pretentious-ing them.
"Let's get em' Pac!"

Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to to lose… Latrec!

[5]
The crowd is going wild right now and the guys who were rapping are staring at you dumbfounded.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Letting the GM pick your actions is a BAD IDEA.
« Reply #177 on: August 20, 2013, 10:33:45 pm »

Fly away. Then watch some contests.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Letting the GM pick your actions is a BAD IDEA.
« Reply #178 on: August 20, 2013, 10:36:54 pm »

I WILL. I WILL WIN. FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAND! Oop, the Voice-Acting contest is starting. LET'S GO.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Letting the GM pick your actions is a BAD IDEA.
« Reply #179 on: August 20, 2013, 10:52:33 pm »

I was reading this, and about half-way through, I said, "Forget this" and skipped to the last page.
Then cheesecake was molesting people to avoid being castrated.

I'm in.

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Wow, I realized that I know practically nothing about myself.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2013, 11:18:55 pm by mastahcheese »
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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