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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3915 on: May 21, 2020, 08:29:41 am »

He gets tossed the Greenhilt sword, get sent to the past to undo the evil that is Miku.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3916 on: May 22, 2020, 08:29:02 pm »

I'm willing to bet that Belkar gets Snarled, which, in the Oracle's perspective, is pretty much like dying.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3917 on: May 23, 2020, 12:45:54 am »

I'm willing to bet that Belkar gets Snarled, which, in the Oracle's perspective, is pretty much like dying.

Isn’t it worse than death?
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3918 on: May 23, 2020, 05:18:15 am »

I bet the kitty tries to attack the snarl, Belkar rushes in to save it, and gets Snarled into that other dimension while saving the day.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3919 on: May 23, 2020, 05:39:23 am »

I'm willing to bet that Belkar gets Snarled, which, in the Oracle's perspective, is pretty much like dying.

Isn’t it worse than death?

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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3920 on: May 23, 2020, 06:23:48 am »

I bet the kitty tries to attack the snarl, Belkar rushes in to save it, and gets Snarled into that other dimension while saving the day.

This is true, except the kitty is going to defeat the snarl. No yarn can stand in kitty's way!
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3921 on: May 25, 2020, 12:46:49 pm »

You see, fish do not breathe, they do not eat cake and they do not use money. Yet my own guess is that he will just die and not be resurrected.
Fish do breathe, and they might be able to eat cake. Be kind of hard for something in the water without arms to use money, but aquatic elves for instance might sell intelligent fish stuff.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3922 on: May 26, 2020, 12:56:39 am »

They breathe? I thought they only had gill filtering.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3923 on: May 26, 2020, 01:39:26 am »

They breathe? I thought they only had gill filtering.
There are fish with lungs
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3924 on: May 26, 2020, 01:49:21 am »

There are, quite literally, lungfish.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3925 on: May 26, 2020, 02:24:45 am »

I meant a regular fish, such as pike, carp, tuna, etc...
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3926 on: May 26, 2020, 02:34:57 am »

Yeah, the fact that some fish are able to breathe doesn't change anything is Belkar is turned into one of the other fish. Not all fish are the same. ;P
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3927 on: May 26, 2020, 02:42:34 am »

The issue is that the statement is incorrect. Belkar being turned into a fish does not necessarily render him incapable of breathing.

Next time remember to be specific, pleb  >:(

This could all have been avoided if you'd specified a particular fish.
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Re: Order of the Stick
« Reply #3928 on: May 26, 2020, 02:45:29 am »

Pedants deserve to be slapped by lungless fish~
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« Reply #3929 on: May 26, 2020, 05:30:32 am »

Ah, but do fish truly breathe? I will put forward that to breath requires not just gas but air, of which there is none in water! I will prove this to you by making an experiment: Put a man in a room. Put air in the room. He can breathe. Remove air and pump in carbon dioxide. The man will claim that, despite his lung functions being perfectly functional, he cannot breathe. Thus proving that breathing only takes place in air.

Secondly. The Swedish word for breathe is "andas", being the verbal form of the word "anda/ande" meaning "spirit". This comes from the common knowledge that your breath is in fact your spirit trying to leave your body (which is why, if you breathe out and then don't immediately suck the soul back in again you will in fact lapse into a coma and die -- tru fax). Spirits are, as we all know, made up of the element of air. Therefore the fish who "breathe" water are in fact not breathing at all, but just sucking and spitting.
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