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Author Topic: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!  (Read 9260 times)

WanderingKid

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A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« on: August 06, 2013, 10:33:31 pm »

There is so much wrong here, it's almost too much.



Let's start with basics.  If you're going to call your thong "The Familial Tar", I feel really bad for your children... and I don't want to know how you're gluing them to you.

Now, alright, I can see menacing with spikes of fish leather... but the marble and palm MIGHT be a bit much on your undies.  Also, love the imagery.  Ropes, serpents... was something on your mind there, little dwarf?  Compensating, perhaps?

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2013, 12:53:45 am »

Don't forget the thong reeks of fish. Too much?

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2013, 12:56:22 am »

Truly the second best thong ever.
The best are elfskin thongs. So smooth!
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2013, 01:41:33 am »

What I want to know is, why the hell is there an artifact/named rope?
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2013, 04:08:54 am »

Image of a serpent demon, o my...

It's also a nice touch that the image of the artefact rope reed fibre rope was itself executed in rope reed fibre.

Artefact ropes are completely normal outcomes of clothier's workshop moods - those can produce any item of clothing _or_ ropes or bags. Your dwarfs will happily use artefact bags to store various baggable items but seem to have trouble actually using them. I have a 'black sand bag' sitting around somewhere that the drunks don't want to use for glassmaking - it's too sacred for such profane uses, but apparently not too sacred to shovel sand into it in the first place.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2013, 06:27:13 am »

Don't forget the thong reeks of fish. Too much?

Came here to make the very same comment, but... from a Pufferfish? I can't beat that.  8)

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 11:05:14 am »

Thur Koman "The Universes of Spreading" a pig tail fiber thong


This is a pig tail fiber thong.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with pig tail fiber and encircled with bands of rectangular diorite cabochons, donkey bone and cushion basalt cabochons.  It is made from pig tail fiber cloth.  This object menaces with spikes of cherry opal, diorite and red spinel.  On the item is an  image of table cut gems in olivine. 
 


although i admit your serpent man and rope imagery out do mine
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 09:07:10 pm »

The real question here is: on which side of the leather are those spikes sticking out? I mean, you might be dealing with a degenerate of some sorts.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2013, 09:21:17 pm »

you might be dealing with a degenerate of some sorts.

That doesn't narrow it down much... these are DF dwarves we're talking about.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2013, 09:24:35 pm »

I dare someone to draw this.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2013, 10:14:13 pm »

I dare someone to draw this.

My GF is a graphic designer, and I've been trying to introduce her to dwarf fortress... this is a great place to start  :)
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2013, 10:24:53 pm »

I dare someone to draw this.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2013, 02:26:19 am »

you might be dealing with a degenerate of some sorts.

That doesn't narrow it down much... these are DF dwarves we're talking about.

ROFL!

Thanks, that just brightened a dull Thursday afternoon!
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2013, 05:29:53 am »

Dwarves don't care if their underwear is a thong full of menacing spikes (or which way the spikes point) so long as it's a precious, precious artifact. That's the moral of DF. That, something about being drunk getting you through the working day and a little about digging too deep.

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2013, 06:59:47 am »

Thur Koman "The Universes of Spreading" a pig tail fiber thong


This is a pig tail fiber thong.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with pig tail fiber and encircled with bands of rectangular diorite cabochons, donkey bone and cushion basalt cabochons.  It is made from pig tail fiber cloth.  This object menaces with spikes of cherry opal, diorite and red spinel.  On the item is an  image of table cut gems in olivine. 
 


Donkey bone hurr hurr hurr
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