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Author Topic: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!  (Read 7864 times)

Larix

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2013, 07:54:07 am »

I have _two_ artefact leather thongs in one of my forts. One is possibly one of the cheapest artefacts possible - a wolverine leather thong using just that one hide as material. Consequently, it has only a single (wolverine leather) decoration, giving it a total value of 1.800. But that decoration is a picture of a wolf leather tunic, named "The Creepy Admirer". Yikes.
The other is a kangaroo pouch - i mean thong - with emerald and diorite spikes, bearing the name "Strapssqueezed". How is the craftsdwarfship on this thing supposed to be of the highest quality, when it's apparently a very poor fit?
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2013, 11:11:48 am »

I dare someone to draw this.
Stupid Sexy Urist...
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And the general said: GET ME MY RED CLOAK.
The recruit asked: why?
And the general said: SO THE ENEMY WON'T SEE ME BLEED
The recruit thought he was so brave.
And then the general said: GET ME MY CAVE FISH LEATHER THONG

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2013, 08:48:01 pm »

The magician claps his hands and WHAM! the wambler disappears.
The audience applauded.
"For my next trick... hmm... yes. You there. Just give me that thong and about 20 minutes."
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2013, 08:55:13 pm »

Look, any thong that "menaces with spikes of wood", I don't want to be anywhere near, ok?
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2013, 08:59:49 pm »

Yes you do.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2013, 02:02:15 am »

A fort I'm participating in has half the artifacts depicting the artifact thong created as the first artifact of the fort. Must be a hell of a thong.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2013, 02:03:48 am »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2013, 05:04:54 am »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2013, 12:25:12 pm »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2013, 12:45:04 pm »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2013, 01:08:46 pm »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*
*Urist Seeks Equipment: Thong.  Troll at party*

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2013, 02:15:31 pm »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2013, 02:28:45 pm »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.
*The troll child Urist Nim was born*
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Yerv

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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2013, 02:46:12 pm »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.
*The troll child Urist Nim was born*
Someone needs to mod this in now!
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Re: A dwarf with something on his mind. aka: Now, THAT's a thong!
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2013, 06:25:53 am »

Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it.  It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.
*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*

Explains why the troll lost his thong...

I'm a bad person aren't I.
What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.
*The troll child Urist Nim was born*
Someone needs to mod this in now!
Once I would of found this strange. Then I found DF.
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