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Should I just get rid of this?

Yea, you stink as a GM!
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No, this game looks.... Okay....
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This is the option for me because I dunno
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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!
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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm


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Author Topic: A dorfy Roll to God game.  (Read 22304 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 03:11:43 am »

Grab the body, stand up, and throw it into the moving wheels of the supply cart behind the Buffalo cow. Then help wolfchild mine
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2013, 03:17:36 am »

You're playing your own game?

Respawn
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2013, 03:18:21 am »

he already said as much, but its a silly enough game that its ok, plus there were not enough players without him joining his own
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2013, 03:29:52 am »

I'm not saying anything is wrong with it, I've just never seen it before. But I understand.
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2013, 03:31:03 am »

I have once, but it was NOT a silly game and he godmoded himself, it kinda made the game not fun, but it should be better in this one
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Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2013, 03:31:46 am »

Strike the earth
Also i found the game, it was quite a long time ago, Teh thread,
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6: You carve out an excellent fortress! You are a proficient miner!
Grab the body, stand up, and throw it into the moving wheels of the supply cart behind the Buffalo cow. Then help wolfchild mine
5: The body explodes as you throw it in. You then run as the water buffalo chases you! You manage to dig out a couple personal quarters before having to sleep
You're playing your own game?

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6: You respawn on top of the buffalo's head, perform a double somersault, a land inside the fortress! Above your head, it says (Extremely agile)
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2013, 03:34:31 am »

Turn on my smoothing labor, and smooth as wolfchild mines. Also, start engraving images of water buffalo killing cats, and crundles, the symbol of our civilization.
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2013, 03:42:03 am »

Carve out storage rooms, a dormitory, a dining room and a craftsman wing unless they have already been done, also dig out a farm
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2013, 03:43:10 am »

Take axe, chop trees
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2013, 03:43:42 am »

I take a place!

This is a place. It menaces with spikes of claimed. It is encircled with bands of interest.
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Cheesecake

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2013, 03:43:50 am »

Bake a cheesecake.
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2013, 04:16:51 am »

Bake a cheesecake.
1: Oh the horrors! Your hand burned off! Now your arm! Now your head...!
Take axe, chop trees
2: You take the axe, think good thoughts, swing, feel pain, and realize your left upper arm is broken!... Jeez, learn to swing an axe!
Turn on my smoothing labor, and smooth as wolfchild mines. Also, start engraving images of water buffalo killing cats, and crundles, the symbol of our civilization.
3: You drop the chisel on your foot, bruising it! You pick it back up, and get back to work.
Carve out storage rooms, a dormitory, a dining room and a craftsman wing unless they have already been done, also dig out a farm
You continue to mine at an alarming rate, and are now a professional miner! +1 to mining tasks!
... Why does Random.Com Favor You...?
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2013, 04:20:28 am »

Get a drink, then practice a bit of fighting, just in case
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2013, 04:23:48 am »

Bake myself into existence as Cheesecake Exalted.
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2013, 04:52:49 am »

Immigrate
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