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Best ship?

AngelxAlistair (Toy ship ahoy!)
- 2 (8.7%)
RichardxCyrielle (Yes, she's a side character. No, that does not make this any less cute.)
- 0 (0%)
MariaxSelinaxYurixNuriel (HAREM)
- 5 (21.7%)
RichardxCamille (The only couple who knew each other for longer than two months. Woo~)
- 1 (4.3%)
AshleyxConnyxNurielxBismuth (OPPOSING HAREM)
- 1 (4.3%)
LylexEveryone (An Uke and five Semes. Go figure.)
- 2 (8.7%)
AlistairxCatherine (Minako, eat your heart out.)
- 0 (0%)
MariaxSelina (The original, accept no substitutes.)
- 1 (4.3%)
LyleXRichard (Too much yuri, not enough yaoi.)
- 1 (4.3%)
IzzyxLucas (Because a normal tsundere is not enough.)
- 1 (4.3%)
WillxStella (*insert witty tagline here*)
- 2 (8.7%)
MariexEveryone (Marie, duh.)
- 2 (8.7%)
AshleyXRichard (Screw retcons, I want my OTP now!)
- 1 (4.3%)
MariaxMattxSelina (The original OT3. And who was Matt again?)
- 2 (8.7%)
Richard/CyriellexFourth Wall (Who didn't see this coming?)
- 2 (8.7%)

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Author Topic: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE  (Read 924508 times)

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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12000 on: April 14, 2014, 03:46:20 pm »

That raises a question.

Hey @elf, What would orichalcum bullets laced with antimagic do to a god when it's lodged inside of him?
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12001 on: April 14, 2014, 03:50:13 pm »

That raises a question.

Hey @elf, What would orichalcum bullets laced with antimagic do to a god when it's lodged inside of him?
The antimagic would piss a god off, but not really do anything much unless you shot the guy full of those.

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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12002 on: April 14, 2014, 03:53:01 pm »

considering he will already be under the effect of strong anti magic in the field, the amount of magic he will be left to cast will probably be weakened enough that the anti-magic bullets will at least give him a malus, that slowly accumulates
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12003 on: April 14, 2014, 03:57:08 pm »

So, let's say samson used his dual P-90 mode and used his normal ammo to literally pepper the god with antimagic, then switched to the Orichalcum rounds and peppered him with those?
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12004 on: April 14, 2014, 06:37:50 pm »

Because it's 1 am in the morning and the designers ain't getting paid by the hour, their reasoning was somewhere along the lines of "Eh, fuck it we've finally finished the damn thing, no need for meaningful names... Let's see, it screws people over and takes their soul, meh, 'Succubus' will do.".
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They're paid to make functional, practical constructs, not make up impressive, intimidating names.
So, basically their engineers run the marketing department.
Why would they even have a marketing department? They were part of their state's military.

So, remind me again, why haven't the Gods just destroyed all traces of Orichalcum yet?
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12005 on: April 14, 2014, 06:45:55 pm »

So, remind me again, why haven't the Gods just destroyed all traces of Orichalcum yet?

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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12006 on: April 14, 2014, 06:47:21 pm »

Let me guess, the Orichalcum is actually a false replica of the real deal, made by a trickster god?
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12007 on: April 14, 2014, 09:52:27 pm »

Proposal for the next taglines for the thread.

Sex gods beget lesbians.
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12008 on: April 14, 2014, 09:59:00 pm »

I wonder, we have enough metal for a sword left, ifr we just turn it into ammo, we could surely supply Will with some orichalcum ammo. It's probably more efficent on a god than organ failure, assuming gods don't really need organs. I mean, to give us anti-illusion support, Will has to be able to survey the battlefield anyway, and since he is kinda squishy, should do so from a distance. Might as well look through the scope of a sniper rifle and shoot, whenever there are currently no illusions that need warnings.
I don't think Cyrielle's sniper rifle even uses bullets...

Will with a sniper rifle is bullshit OP, man.
I know. Will's power alone is story-wrecking enough.

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So, remind me again, why haven't the Gods just destroyed all traces of Orichalcum yet?
Most likely, they can't.

((She has the element of surprise.))
Zhengara lured ICARUS there...and ICARUS has the element of surprise?

((Wait, if the real Yuri is wearing her bracelet, wouldn't Selina have realized that Yuri's bracelet location isn't where the false Yuri is?))
Wait, false Yuri?
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12009 on: April 14, 2014, 09:59:54 pm »

Apparently a fake Yuri just raped Selina... twice...
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12010 on: April 14, 2014, 10:08:37 pm »

I wonder, we have enough metal for a sword left, ifr we just turn it into ammo, we could surely supply Will with some orichalcum ammo. It's probably more efficent on a god than organ failure, assuming gods don't really need organs. I mean, to give us anti-illusion support, Will has to be able to survey the battlefield anyway, and since he is kinda squishy, should do so from a distance. Might as well look through the scope of a sniper rifle and shoot, whenever there are currently no illusions that need warnings.
I don't think Cyrielle's sniper rifle even uses bullets...
Yeah it doesn't. It just partially unravels and repeatedly impales the target with a tendril. Depending on how hard it is to run a god's body, Cyrielle may be able to make him attack himself.

Why would they even have a marketing department? They were part of their state's military.
Figurative marketing department. It's the same kind of guys who make sure that DARPA's projects don't come off as bad sci-fi plots and make sure that their acronyms don't have unfortunate implications.
Stuff like that is more obscure in that world, plus though they're called that, they're generally referred to as "anti-personnel constructs" or "ethereal magic specialists".

((Wait, if the real Yuri is wearing her bracelet, wouldn't Selina have realized that Yuri's bracelet location isn't where the false Yuri is?))
Wait, false Yuri?
Some sort of fae succubi thing.
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: MOAR LAMPSHADES PLEASE
« Reply #12011 on: April 14, 2014, 10:11:39 pm »

Yeah, Did not think that Rag would want to break the cutie right when he came back.
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« Reply #12012 on: April 14, 2014, 10:13:10 pm »

If what Cyrielle saw in Selina's mind a while back is any indication, she's utterly terrified at the prospect of rape. This isn't too good for her mental health.
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« Reply #12013 on: April 14, 2014, 10:14:09 pm »

If what Cyrielle saw in Selina's mind a while back is any indication, she's utterly terrified at the prospect of rape.
Yeeaaaahhh... theres gonna be repercussions soon.
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« Reply #12014 on: April 14, 2014, 10:19:49 pm »

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