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Dansmithers

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YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« on: August 24, 2013, 10:56:52 pm »
INPUT COMMAND:
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Siggy Siggy Hole!

Quote from: Kot on November 12, 2015, 02:17:24 pm
Well, let's say you're going away from Earth on huge spaceship and suddenly shit goes wrong and you have Super Mutants. Social Experiments prepared them for this.

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2013, 10:57:25 pm »
>Wake up
>Assess character
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Dansmithers

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2013, 10:59:54 pm »
SLEEP MODE IS OFFLINE
COMMENCING SELF ASSESSMENT:
APPROXIMATE DIMENSIONS: 350 M LONG AND WIDE BY 1 KM TALL.
SYSTEM STATUS: ARMOR AT 35% INTEGRITY, POWER LEVELS LOW, CAPSLOCK KEY STUCK.
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Siggy Siggy Hole!

Quote from: Kot on November 12, 2015, 02:17:24 pm
Well, let's say you're going away from Earth on huge spaceship and suddenly shit goes wrong and you have Super Mutants. Social Experiments prepared them for this.

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2013, 11:00:16 pm »
Unstick capslock
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2013, 11:00:18 pm »
>EXPLODE CAPSLOCK KEY
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2013, 11:01:05 pm »
>Examine Surroundings
>seek power source
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2013, 11:02:01 pm »
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2013, 11:16:51 pm »
>Go the hell back to sleep, you are not nearly drunk enough to face the morning.
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2013, 11:22:45 pm »
ENGAGE CAPS LOCK AT MAXIMUM VELOCITY

Quote from: UltraValican on August 24, 2013, 11:01:05 pm
>Examine Surroundings
>seek power source
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2013, 04:50:18 am »
Search for Heretics.
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15:35   HugoLuman reads Harb his secret spaghetti recipe

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2013, 07:13:12 am »
Quote from: dermonster on August 24, 2013, 11:16:51 pm
>Go the hell back to sleep, you are not nearly drunk enough to face the morning.
>RUN +1.EXE
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2013, 09:40:42 am »
>EXPLODE CAPSLOCK KEY: task complete. Warning, 95% reduction in intimidation value
>Examine surroundings: 3.5 km of unidentified material above. Several tunnels created by inferior lifeforms around us.
>Seek power: Internal reactor at 67% capacity.
>Go back to sleep: Warning, sleep mode timers destroyed. Minimum sleep time: 1.1044924e+14 rels (3.5 million planetary cycles)
>Search for heretics: WARNING! INFERIOR LIFEFORMS DETECTED WITHIN SHELL!
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Siggy Siggy Hole!

Quote from: Kot on November 12, 2015, 02:17:24 pm
Well, let's say you're going away from Earth on huge spaceship and suddenly shit goes wrong and you have Super Mutants. Social Experiments prepared them for this.

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2013, 09:43:13 am »
Quote from: Dansmithers on August 25, 2013, 09:40:42 am
>EXPLODE CAPSLOCK KEY: task complete. Warning, 95% reduction in intimidation value
>Examine surroundings: 3.5 km of unidentified material above. Several tunnels created by inferior lifeforms around us.
>Seek power: Internal reactor at 67% capacity.
>Go back to sleep: Warning, sleep mode timers destroyed. Minimum sleep time: 1.1044924e+14 rels (3.5 million planetary cycles)
>Search for heretics: WARNING! INFERIOR LIFEFORMS DETECTED WITHIN SHELL!
Deploy internal defences. Purge Heretics.
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15:35   HugoLuman reads Harb his secret spaghetti recipe

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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2013, 09:45:53 am »
Quote from: Harbingerjm on August 25, 2013, 09:43:13 am
Quote from: Dansmithers on August 25, 2013, 09:40:42 am
>EXPLODE CAPSLOCK KEY: task complete. Warning, 95% reduction in intimidation value
>Examine surroundings: 3.5 km of unidentified material above. Several tunnels created by inferior lifeforms around us.
>Seek power: Internal reactor at 67% capacity.
>Go back to sleep: Warning, sleep mode timers destroyed. Minimum sleep time: 1.1044924e+14 rels (3.5 million planetary cycles)
>Search for heretics: WARNING! INFERIOR LIFEFORMS DETECTED WITHIN SHELL!
Deploy internal defences. Purge Heretics.
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Re: YOU HAVE AWOKEN
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2013, 09:48:29 am »
Quote from: Dansmithers on August 25, 2013, 09:40:42 am
WARNING! INFERIOR LIFEFORMS DETECTED WITHIN SHELL!

Scan. Identify.

Maybe they're puppies.
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