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Author Topic: YOU AT DERAIL: REVENGE OF MINECRAFT RTD  (Read 221731 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2013, 03:16:52 pm »

Murder GWG.

Lukeinator

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2013, 03:18:30 pm »

Summon massive hordes of FOOT BLEEDS!
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squidgen

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2013, 03:23:02 pm »

Murder other derail with derail's corpse/ cheese tower.
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wolfchild

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2013, 03:36:23 pm »

be dropped from an airplane, carrying a Thompson Submachinegun
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2013, 03:37:11 pm »

be dropped from an airplane, carrying a Thompson Submachinegun

Lol. That'll derail it for sure XD.

Btw, sorry to ask, but why aren't you at dorfy roll to god, wolfchild? D:
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Sarzael

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2013, 03:50:03 pm »

Spawn as an Giant Giant Giant Giant Sperm Land Cheese-Eater Whale. Eat the whole world, then vomit it in form that EVERYTHING is derailed.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2013, 04:00:16 pm »

Interrupt the plot by adding giving everyone magical wings that weren't supposed to show up until chapter two!

(2)The wings remain in chapter two, where they belong.

Engage PvP again.

(2)The ground is simply shaking too much for melee combat.

CRUSH THE PEASANTS UNDER MY HEEL!

(6)You crush the peasants under your heel, BUT YOU ARE THE PEASANTS! You crush yourself. You are nearly dead!

Destroy Remuthra.

(2)The shaking ground is making you dizzy.

Murder GWG.

(6)You annihilate the acronym GWG. GreatWyrmGold is fine.

Summon massive hordes of FOOT BLEEDS!

(5)An army of bleeding feet appear! Everybody's feet start bleeding.

Murder other derail with derail's corpse/ cheese tower.

(3)You ineffectually bludgeon the derail with the derail corpse.

be dropped from an airplane, carrying a Thompson Submachinegun

(5)You skydive dramatically from the airplane, carrying
(1)Nothing! Your hands have been cut off!

Spawn as an Giant Giant Giant Giant Sperm Land Cheese-Eater Whale. Eat the whole world, then vomit it in form that EVERYTHING is derailed.

(2)You spawn as a piece of cheese.
(6)You start by eating yourself. Unfortunately, you are unable to continue eating. You vomit yourself up.
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wolfchild

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2013, 04:01:09 pm »

Btw, sorry to ask, but why aren't you at dorfy roll to god, wolfchild? D:

Because I didn't notice that it was dorfy RTD, because of the rename, sorry

Ok then have a laser eye
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sjm9876

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2013, 04:02:29 pm »

Watch chaos unfold. Then burn it. BURN IT ALL.
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kj1225

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2013, 04:06:11 pm »

Use logic to point out that I am either the Peasants or the Emperor and that the GM needs to figure out which before I bomb parliament.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2013, 04:08:08 pm »

be dropped from an airplane, carrying a Thompson Submachinegun

Lol. That'll derail it for sure XD.

Btw, sorry to ask, but why aren't you at dorfy roll to god, wolfchild? D:

Coolrune206, it's generally best to use PMs for this sort of thing. After all, you could derail the thread if you're not careful.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2013, 04:08:35 pm »

Now crash GreatWyrmPyrite into GreatWyrmGold.

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2013, 04:21:41 pm »

Make my tower club into not-cheese, and kill the derail!
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Lukeinator

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2013, 04:28:15 pm »

Use foot bleeds to destroy everyone!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Derail
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2013, 04:33:18 pm »

Now crash GreatWyrmPyrite into GreatWyrmGold.
Dodge this, causing GreatWyrmPyrite to smash into Remuthra lethally. For Remuthra.
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