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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #180 on: October 01, 2013, 06:11:21 pm »

Aim cannon at adamantine. Put other member of Hell in cannon. Fire.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #181 on: October 01, 2013, 06:17:02 pm »

HUNT DOWN ELEPHANT PARADE!
ELEPHANT PARADE IS A HEXAGON, NOT AN ACCURSED! I HATE YOU FOR YOUR MISTAKE.
Be Left-Hand Man to Darth Washington, assume he is Rick Moranis.

So er the Hatman has become the HATEMAN?
I'm curious as to why? Is Elephant Parade a good friend of yours or are you just tripping?
(54) YOU BECOME BOTH OF HIS HANDS. LITERALLY.
((I AM NOW.))
Use the power of the deck of life to restore me to life.
(45) YOU ARE RESTORED TO LIFE AS A CARIBOU. YOU ARE STILL A HEXAGON.
find way to escape hell.
(2x10^-6) YOU FAIL, YOU PUNY HATEFUL HUMAN. YOU ARE STRAPPED TO A ROPE AND A DEMON WITH HORNET STINGERS FOR HANDS STARTS PRACTICING ITS BOXING ON YOU.
Well, this doesn't sound good.

Give the Caribou the stanky weed that the humans don't want. I mean, it's not like they have a frame of reference. Any weed will be good weed for Caribou!
(1) THE CARIBOU DISAPPROVE, AND LAUNCH ICBMs AT YOUR COUNTRY!
Aim cannon at adamantine. Put other member of Hell in cannon. Fire.
YOU HAVE NO ACCESS TO YOUR CANNON!

WillowLuman

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #182 on: October 01, 2013, 06:22:43 pm »

Shame the Caribou into making peace. How could they nuke us, when all we wanted was to give them free weed?
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #183 on: October 01, 2013, 06:24:54 pm »

Shame the Caribou into making peace. How could they nuke us, when all we wanted was to give them free weed?
(5) THE CARIBOU FEEL ASHAMED, BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS NERVE GAS. THEY'RE REALLY NICE GUYS, HONESTLY, AND YOU RESOLVE TO HAVE A COCKTAIL PARTY SOMETIME. THEY CAN'T STOP THE ICBMS NOW, THOUGH.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #184 on: October 01, 2013, 06:26:06 pm »

Build another cannon. Fire myself out of it, towards regular hell.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #185 on: October 01, 2013, 06:27:34 pm »

Move America to Canada, out of range of the bombs. Go to space with our new allies.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #186 on: October 01, 2013, 06:28:59 pm »

Build another cannon. Fire myself out of it, towards regular hell.
(4) YOU DO THAT, AND ARE PROPELLED BACK DOWN INTO HELL! YOU NOW HAVE THE DICE CURSE AGAIN.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #187 on: October 01, 2013, 06:31:55 pm »

Create a dice cannon. Fire myself out of cannon.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #188 on: October 01, 2013, 06:32:48 pm »

Create a dice cannon. Fire myself out of cannon.
(0) BACK INTO TARTARUS YOU GO! THERE'S MORE EPISODES OF DOCTOR WHO TO WATCH!

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #189 on: October 01, 2013, 06:39:16 pm »

Run for a higher office on the platform of removing redundant governments.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #190 on: October 01, 2013, 06:40:21 pm »

Run for a higher office on the platform of removing redundant governments.
YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER, MAKING A SEVEN DIGIT SALARY!

WillowLuman

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #191 on: October 01, 2013, 06:42:10 pm »

Move America to Canada, out of range of the bombs. Go to space with our new allies.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #192 on: October 01, 2013, 06:46:29 pm »

Combine all governments so there isn't any redundancy.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #193 on: October 01, 2013, 06:48:50 pm »

Move America to Canada, out of range of the bombs. Go to space with our new allies.
(1) WHAT ALLIES? OH, YOU MEAN THE ONES THAT WRRE JUST WAITING TO BETRAY YOU LIKE EVERYONE? YEAH... GOODBYE WASHINGTON!

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #194 on: October 01, 2013, 06:50:12 pm »

Create tartar sauce so good that it makes enough money for me to leave Tartarus.
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