So, I think I've finally adjusted to my new job and such. Sorry for sleeping on this for so long; I didn't mean to let it get this far out of hand but my free time got shrunk by a lot. If you guys are still interested, that is...
TURN 23
Yoink searches for Vegemite to make a sammich with, like anyone who comes from a land down under would do. (6) ...Could it be? Yes, yes it is! Yoink has found THE jar of Vegemite! The subject of many a fable in his native home, this jar of Vegemite is reputed to have many mysterious powers. No one knows for sure whether it bestows a blessing or a curse on he foolish - or perhaps daring - enough to eat of its delicious contents. That is the question. Is Yoink a bad enough dude to eat the Vegemite? and possibly risk the fact he's still alive
Persus (4) groans out an apology to the executives as he feebly crawls out of the wreckage his poor battered body made of their needlessly expensive, wasteful-even-before-the-fall, oversized conference table. He tries to ask about the best way out of the building, but is cut off by someone yelling for security over a wall-mounted intercom. Welp. Might be time to be groovin' on before those guys show up.
GL (1) attempts to kick Zombie Bruce Lee's ass, but ends up kicking his own ass so hard said body part falls off and is then immediately... uh... devoured by zombies. Jeez. Space Station 13 much? Oh. And Zombie Bruce Lee follows up by hitting Gamerlord with a one-inch punch that detonates his heart. Better luck next life? GAMERLORD HAS DIED.
Derm calls upon the power of Hercules, or something similar. (5) And successful he is! The demon's fist comes crashing down... and is intercepted by his raised hand. Derm is pushed back across the ground, but keeps his footing despite all the glass in the windows of a radius of three miles shattering and the streets across half the city cracking apart from the impact. He still can't quite match the titan blow for blow, but he stands a much better chance now than he did a moment ago, that's for sure.
Lenglon has decided what she needs to do is burn the demon alive. (1) So she pours all of her fire abilities into one massive burst that, sadly, only strengthens the thing as it kind of feeds on heat. So now she's exhausted, temporarily can't use her powers, AND put Derm and the titan back on uneven footing. And if it notices her now, she's definitely toast.
Devastator is chilling at a late-night beach cook out! It sounds like there's a lot of trouble in the city, but screw that noise. You're surrounded by bikini babes and moonlit waves! Nothing could possibly screw this night up!
STATUS
Yoink is seeing his future in a jar of Vegemite - multiple broken bones, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm - bleeding again, wrapped in toilet paper, well dressed, has some weird damn portmanteau of the Resident Evil 1 and Eternal Darkness status screens, has a slingshot he can't use due to broken arm
Persus is on the run - Left arm from elbow down is mechanical and has ridiculous grip strength, bruised spine, bruised legs
Derm is Derm Ball Z'ing it up- Can use song titles to try and do things, sounds like Vincent Price, has strength equivalent to the combined total of 1000 men, arms slightly hurt
Lenglon has collapsed - Can create and control fire (Cooldown until T25), bruises along shoulders, bruises along side, raw bloody skin on left cheek where she slid across the ruined concrete
Devastator is living it up at the beach
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Topic: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T24: Derm Occurred (Read 20417 times)