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Voting closed: December 15, 2013, 05:37:07 am

[exodius1]

I had no occasion to play the game again yet, just to choose people's avatars. This is gonna be another filler, with exception of some plot exposition and character introduction. Read it at your own discretion

Spoiler: Chapter XX (click to show/hide)

Exodius
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Never, NEVER, again will I drink with Bsnott. He brought some weird wine barrel, later identified by me as King's personal 100-yo Sunshine. I thought he would be furious but I was surprised that he was laughing his arse off when I tried to explain what happened.

As I said before Bsnott and I were celebrating the occasion of me being cleared of charges. We went on a little spree, even sent a message in the bottle, or rather on the bottle, to Murderwheel. I know it was silly but we were REALLY drunk, and considering all dwarves are drunk all the time anyway it shows how much we drunk. We threw the bottle into the magma shaft, hoping currents will carry it to its destination.Why would we do that? Last two waves of migrants have disappeared of the face of the continent when we sent them there, no news of them at all, so everyone is forbidden from approaching that outpost.

Anyway I am sure that even if the bottle reaches it's target it will not cause any trouble....
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Litheme
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Paperwork Mountain is getting much lower lately. Much of this can be attributed to the lack of migrants as of late.

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Sumyunguy has entered my room. Can no-one knock in this Fortress?

'I need forms for structure building, as Ral has spoken to us!" Apparently they have no idea how to say "hello" either. Wait, What?!

'What did you say?'

'Our Lord has send us a sign! He demands a temple to nestle his hairy ethereal form! We shall built it for him so he can protect us with his paws! If we fail we shall receive Divine Hammering for Violating the Celestial Mandate!' Sumyunguy is our weaponsmith, and I know he used to be a priest in his hoome village but he cannot be this crazy.

'What message?'

'The Bottle, inscribed with the holiest words by Exodius the Cleared-of-Charges, was found floating in the magma near the place where Karnii the Martyr has died, defending us from the green horde!'

'Did you drink some of Flame's old wine?'

'We, brothers and sisters of the Order of the Divine Bottle, demand the materials neccessary to appease the Wolverine God Ral so we may bask in his Glory!'

'Ummm.... The forms are over there, bring them to Zurko along with initial design, he will make the blueprints.' I said unsure what just happened. This place is simply weird.

Edit:Done, sorry it took so long. Sumyunguy, if you do not like the dwarf I gave you say so, I have another one tat may suit you. Untill than no one is going to see their personalities ^^ Just because I feel like being a jerk^^

[flame99]

Spoiler: New Journal of Flame, Entry 4 (click to show/hide)

Sumyunguy has begun demanding a temple to Ral, some kind of... Dog-God, I guess. He sounds completely daft if you asked me, but then again, who the hell isn't here? Still, he seems more daft than usual. He claims that it comes form a bottle found near where Karnii was killed, but since it's signed by Exodius the Cleared-of-Charges, I'm not so sure it's divine in nature.

[Sumyunguy]

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This is awesome! Thank you for giving me a fine dwarf and a chance to take a role in some daring plot creation and foreshadowing. Your writing and story creation is excellent. I might try to write a journal entry or something that will go along with this amazing tale.

Here's to Murderwheel. Let's hope this epic lasts for as long as it can.

[exodius1]

Thank you, Sir. Feel free to write as many journals as you want^^. I would not mind seeing another picture of yours either, wink wink^^. I will try to upload peoples character sheets tomorrow^^.

[FireCrazy]

Zurko's Journal
Entry #1
My old journal was accidentally destroyed after an experiment , so I am getting an replacement. Sumyunguy has just demanded me to build a temple, as the architect of the fortress, for the god Ral. Alright, he was a priest, I can understand why he would want a temple. But.. the Order of the divine bottle? Seriously? I told him I would work on it tomorrow, just so he stops annoying me. I'm quite busy, you know! Now where was I.. ah yes, designing a weapon of mass destruction that would destroy the world.

edit: just so you know, i suck at journals

[peregarrett]

Journal of Gar the axedwarf.
Dear diary.
Sumyunguy (that's a name, actually) have found a strange bottle that have popped out of magma. With a message from Exodius about him being cleared from all suspects. Now he insists on this bottle being a Divine Message from Ral and demands a special structure to be built. A temple or something.
The message was true, by the way. I wonder if it's possible to sent letters or even goods by this way... I need a few magma-safe tight closed pots to do the experiments.
Got to got to the stockpiles and be busy throwing them into volcano, bye, diary.

[WoobMonkey]

From the desk of WoobMonkey, Hammerer floor of the dining room:

Temples, bottles, magma... these dwarfs have no concept of legal proceedings.  Did anyone bother filling out form A-14832(i) 'Application for permit to build a pointlessly large monument', or form M-3(a), 'Application to use Magma as a means of communications transfer?

No, and no.

These scofflaws must be taught the consequences of anarchy.  My hammer awaits.

[FireCrazy]

Zurko's Journal
Entry #2
So, Woobmonkey has written a complaint, conveniently in the dining room where everyone can see it, clearly. I actually agree with him, just on the part that it is a pointlessly large monument. However, I should research into methods using the magma as a means of communication transfer, that seems like a very good idea. We could do that instead of using the caravan every time we want to send a message. I begin work immediately.

[exodius1]

I am currently getting more material to write stuff, everyone's profiles will be up as soon as I figure out if WoobMonkey wants to be hammerer or the requested useless Miller.

Oh and

Spoiler: teaser (click to show/hide)

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What happened? You have to wait for an update to find out^^

[WoobMonkey]

Hammerer, as requested.  TYVM; this is funny as all get-out!

[exodius1]

As promised here is personality of every named dwarf. Kill-lists where appropriate [warning=kill-lists are accurate with the point we are in game now, not with chapters thus there are possibly slight spoilers in there]
 In no particular order:

Spoiler: Zurko {Firecrazy} (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler:  Limpy, the not-So-Mighty {WoobMonkey} (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: HissingWallnuts {HissinWallnuts} (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Litheme {Exodius1} (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Flame {FlameBoy} (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Flame, confirmed Kills (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Tasrak {Vgray} (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Tasrak, Bullseyes (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Gar {Peregarrett} (click to show/hide)

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[WoobMonkey]

Awesome.  I envision my dorf as looking like the ridiculous spawn of Alfred E. Neumann and the Wendy's mascot.  With Wyatt Earp's 'stache, of course.

Great, and now I can't unsee that image.

[exodius1]

Awesome.  I envision my dorf as looking like the ridiculous spawn of Alfred E. Neumann and the Wendy's mascot.  With Wyatt Earp's 'stache, of course.

Great, and now I can't unsee that image.

I tried to find someone that would fit the name^^ Sorry about the age though, Vgray got the only "fresh" adult in the fortress and we are not getting any migrants. No idea why, we are worth almost 800k and we only have 188 dead thing, including invaders and butchered livestock.

Edit:Ooh! I have almost forgotten, the Contest! If no one else enters before the week is up we will have to choose from the pool of names we already got. Here is reminder for the rules:

Spoiler: Contest Rules (click to show/hide)

Contest for a Very Dwarvy Name is open. Please do give your ideas as to what to call our magma-device. Extra points for acronyms that make sense are dwarvy^^. Winners get an engraved quarters complete with office, dining room and sculpture garden, with furniture material of their choice.

Terms and conditions apply, for rarer materials one may wait for 10+dwarven years.

[FireCrazy]

Zurko made an artifact?

[exodius1]

Yes, if I remember correctly it was an artifact mechanism but do not quote me on that. It was before you claimed him.

Edit: Ufff, took a while but finally we have some logic in work allocation. This will make it much easier to build our temple.