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[9joseph9]

When the world was in its infancy ,and their was none above the age of 5, a human named Sino saw that he was destined to explore beyond the island that the only the humans knew of. So on the 9th of Malachite, he took his pike ,some rations ,and the clothes on his back and set out to discover what lay beyond the shores. Before he left, he was asked to do one last favor for his people, kill the beast Ecem Reinrapid. on his journey he encountered a herd of gazelles ,not wanting to damage the meat, he leaped onto one of the gazelles and strangled it. As he continued, he saw the sun getting low and ,being very wary of bogeymen, he headed back for the town and decided he'd begin again early in the morning.

[9joseph9]

At dawn, Sino departed for the east. In about seven hours, he finds a lair. Sino crouches into hiding and enters the lair. After searching a bit, he finds a jaguar who spots him immediately. Sino wraps his arms around the jaguar and squeezes util the beast drops. Sino then stabbed Ecem in the head ,killing him. He slept in the lair that night and headed for the sea in the morning. He heard once that the bogeymen don't attack on the beaches. As the sun was setting, Sino found the beach.

[9joseph9]

Sino then tried to swim across the ocean and drowned...

Mabye i should just stop trying...

[Timeless Bob]

Rivers and small ponds make good places to practice swimming, as does the abilities screen where you can become a noob swimmer from go.

[9joseph9]

He was an adequate swimmer. I guess df just hates me...

[Timeless Bob]

It's not just you - DF is designed to hate everyone.  Hence the motto: "Losing is FUN" (It doesn't say fun for whom...)