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Re: THE END IS NEAR : Warning: May be more rational than reality.
« Reply #510 on: October 15, 2014, 11:37:44 pm »

"Well, I'm gonna go check out that central building over there. Guess you could tag along, or start reinforcing the gate perhaps. Or just take inventory of the supplies we have."
"I'll go along with you. D'you have a weapon?"
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« Reply #511 on: October 17, 2014, 04:17:54 pm »

((INITIATE PROTOCOL MACHETE HOLOCAUST))

"Well, I'm gonna go check out that central building over there. Guess you could tag along, or start reinforcing the gate perhaps. Or just take inventory of the supplies we have."
"I'll go along with you. D'you have a weapon?"
"Just a second, gotta go do something really quick."

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« Reply #512 on: October 17, 2014, 05:08:56 pm »

...if plan Machete thing involves murdering me, back away and shoot the fucker while yelling such things as 'stop I will shoot' etc. If not, remain chill.
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« Reply #513 on: October 17, 2014, 09:30:02 pm »

((INITIATE PROTOCOL MACHETE HOLOCAUST))

"Well, I'm gonna go check out that central building over there. Guess you could tag along, or start reinforcing the gate perhaps. Or just take inventory of the supplies we have."
"I'll go along with you. D'you have a weapon?"
"Just a second, gotta go do something really quick."

((ACTION EDITED))

(( Uh oh. XD ))
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« Reply #514 on: October 18, 2014, 08:35:56 pm »

No idea. Rico seems to be perched on that tower, keeping an eye on things, and it looked like Sam was doing gate duty. I haven't seen or met our third yet... maybe he's scouting out what we actually have to work with here? You can use my radio to ask Rico what everyone is up to, and what needs doing.

Thomas checks his hand as he cooks, looking nervous.

I'm going to finish cooking and get some more rest... need to get that image off my mind, I think.

Check and bandage my hand if necessary, then finish cooking enough food for the group. Check the time when I'm done and take a short nap.
You bandage your hand and then finish cooking, setting the pan aside. You are just about to eat some food when things get hilarious.

Brian nodded.  "I'll count up.  I got a load in my car, but it was only enough for me for a couple weeks."

Take inventory of what we have.  Include the stuff in my car.
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Thats all I've got.

Go check out the offices near the center. Take machete with me.

"If you guys start working on a barricade or somethin', I'll go check out that shack in the middle, see if there's anything in there."

PROTOCOL MACHETE HOLOCAUST

"Welp, time to get my murder on."

Rico calmly climbs down from the pile of cars. He walk up to the two men sitting around the cooking stove.

"Looks good!" he says. "Much better then the crap they gave us at the asylum! Hey Sam, come see this!"

As Sam comes over to look at the pan, Rico carefully slides his machette out of its belt holster.

"Wanna see a magic trick?" He asks, wiggling his eyebrows.

Before anyone can say anything, he's spun on his heel and buried his blade straight into Sam's neck, cutting straight through to the spine.

"TA-DA!"

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« Reply #515 on: October 19, 2014, 06:03:56 am »

"We will now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Take his gun and ammo, then bury his body and administer appropriate last rites.

Then go check out that central building.
while talking to Brian.
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« Reply #516 on: October 19, 2014, 01:07:24 pm »

Remain calm. Standard protocol. No worries.

Also, get my baton out to it's full length and hit Rico McMachete square in the nuts.
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« Reply #517 on: October 20, 2014, 09:07:49 am »

Brian's eyes go wide in shock.  "What the fuck, man?"

He pulls out his gun and aims it forward.  "What the fuck is going on here?"
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« Reply #518 on: October 20, 2014, 09:57:28 am »

Brian's eyes go wide in shock.  "What the fuck, man?"

He pulls out his gun and aims it forward.  "What the fuck is going on here?"

"Don't you start on me. I did this for a reason."
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« Reply #519 on: October 20, 2014, 10:13:53 am »

"Mind saying what that is?"
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« Reply #520 on: October 20, 2014, 10:24:27 am »

"Mind saying what that is?"
"Sure, if you'll oblige me with a few questions.

For starters, tell me, what did you do yesterday?"
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« Reply #521 on: October 20, 2014, 10:25:11 am »

"I got the stuff in the car and this gun.  What does it matter?"
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« Reply #522 on: October 20, 2014, 12:07:56 pm »

"I got the stuff in the car and this gun.  What does it matter?"
"I'm going somewhere with this, don't be so impatient.

Anyways. Next question. What have you been doing today?"
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« Reply #523 on: October 20, 2014, 12:09:34 pm »

"Stopped my house from burning down, then met Thomas at the library who lead me to this place, something I'm regretting."
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« Reply #524 on: October 20, 2014, 12:56:58 pm »

"Hmm, I see. Now, are you familiar with the phenomenon that we humans do not experience time the same way every time? That 10 minutes waiting in line seems longer than an hour in company of good friends?"
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