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Author Topic: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread  (Read 61985 times)

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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #960 on: March 19, 2014, 06:28:46 pm »

Super-Stalin-Psion?
Not nearly smart enough to be Stalin. Or a super-psion.
Ouch.
Well, you are contemplating how to best kill/betray the only people who might work with you. Pardon the Godwin, but that's Hitler-like levels of stupidity.
It's only as a last restort. Admittedly, there's only two others in front of it: asking nicely, and not so nicely.

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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #961 on: March 19, 2014, 06:34:15 pm »

"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent. Competent people resort to violence a lot sooner." -Unknown

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it." - Maxim Six, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #962 on: March 19, 2014, 06:35:22 pm »

"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent. Competent people resort to violence a lot sooner." -Unknown

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it." - Maxim Six, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
"Violence is the first resort of the idiotic and the last resort of people who planned." --Me

"Violence is always your last resort. Once you resort to it, you're not getting a chance to resort to something else." --Also me
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #963 on: March 19, 2014, 06:36:50 pm »

"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent. Competent people resort to violence a lot sooner." -Unknown

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it." - Maxim Six, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
"Violence is the first resort of the idiotic and the last resort of people who planned." --Me

"Violence is always your last resort. Once you resort to it, you're not getting a chance to resort to something else." --Also me
"Stop the violence before I kill you" -Pacifism

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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #964 on: March 19, 2014, 06:37:56 pm »

"Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS." --Gandhi (attributed)
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« Reply #965 on: March 19, 2014, 06:39:47 pm »

"Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS." --Gandhi (attributed)
That sounds unlikely.

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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #966 on: March 19, 2014, 08:38:06 pm »

"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent. Competent people resort to violence a lot sooner." -Unknown

"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it." - Maxim Six, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
"Violence is the first resort of the idiotic and the last resort of people who planned." --Me

"Violence is always your last resort. Once you resort to it, you're not getting a chance to resort to something else." --Also me
"Stop the violence before I kill you" -Pacifism
"I put the 'fist' in 'pacifist'." -Me
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #967 on: March 19, 2014, 08:52:38 pm »

"I put the 'fist' in 'pacifist'." -Me
I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #968 on: March 19, 2014, 08:57:24 pm »

"I put the 'fist' in 'pacifist'." -Me
I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
Wait, I don't...
Oh gawd.
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #970 on: March 20, 2014, 08:28:23 am »

"Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS." --Gandhi (attributed)
That sounds unlikely.
That depends on if you realize it's a Civilization joke.
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #971 on: March 20, 2014, 08:50:52 am »

^this. Civilization Ghandi is funny.
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #972 on: March 20, 2014, 09:09:28 am »

The funniest bit?

In the original Civilization, the AI had various variables (1-10) set to control their "personalities". Some government types that the AI adopted altered these variables. Naturally, Gandhi had aggression set to the minimum value (1). If Gandhi adopted the Democracy government, which decreased aggression, Gandhi's aggression would underflow to 255.
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« Reply #973 on: March 20, 2014, 09:15:26 am »

I knew that, actually. My mom loved the original Civilization, and she refuses to go any further than Civ2.
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Re: Birth of Oblivion: Team Dishonorable OOC Thread
« Reply #974 on: March 20, 2014, 09:30:12 am »

I've only played on the easiest three difficulties because power fantasy, and I've never really played against Gandi much.
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