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[BeruangSarkis]

sorry for the lack of updates; im absolutely swamped with work. I'll try to get a few pieces up today though.

[Xob Ludosmbax]

Remember that something special I said I'd do for this?

This please.

Spoiler:  Here you go (click to show/hide)

took a small break from work, probably gonna be the only piece I'll post today

Wow, that is ☼amazing☼.  All workmanship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with blood and encircled with bands of goblin bone. The object menaces with spikes of dwarfiness.

Would you mind if I add it to the post?

[BeruangSarkis]

Wow, that is ☼amazing☼.  All workmanship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with blood and encircled with bands of goblin bone. The object menaces with spikes of dwarfiness.

Would you mind if I add it to the post?

thanks . go for it

[KingBacon]

Man I was thinking about ridiculous things and then someone posted a pic of a murderous wagon in the Fort Happenings thread.

It reminds me of something from this topic.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.45

Over the summer people were trying to see if they could turn creatures into were-wagons or become wagon-mancers.

They all scuttled.

"You killed my men. I am different from them. I learned the art of the Dwarven Axe from Captain Ironblood himself. Your wagon zombies are no more. You are unarmed and helpless. This ends here."

The Axe Lord has transformed into a wagon!

You are already dead.

Urist McHero, legendary axedwarf, has been scuttled.

[ImagoDeo]

Don't feel any pressure on this one particular request; just, whenever you get around to it.

This child would have been something else had she lived.

[mastahcheese]

PTW, this is great.

[Ki11aGhost]

My adventurer whom I've been grinding for a while on animals was just awoken from his sleep by two groups. One of bogeymen, and later one of dingo men. The human dispatched both groups with ease, and then promptly resumed his nap on top of their dead bodies.

Edit: He was covered in quite a lot of blood, as well.

Edit2: Second bogeyman ambush in a row. This behavior is becoming a regular thing. I think I shall not rest until I have a fresh enemy corpse to sleep on, from now on.

[poisoned_salami]

Man I was thinking about ridiculous things and then someone posted a pic of a murderous wagon in the Fort Happenings thread.

It reminds me of something from this topic.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.45

Over the summer people were trying to see if they could turn creatures into were-wagons or become wagon-mancers.

They all scuttled.

"You killed my men. I am different from them. I learned the art of the Dwarven Axe from Captain Ironblood himself. Your wagon zombies are no more. You are unarmed and helpless. This ends here."

The Axe Lord has transformed into a wagon!

You are already dead.

Urist McHero, legendary axedwarf, has been scuttled.

THIS! So much so, YES! I must see this visualized in another way than mine.

[SkyRender]

I remember this story from years ago:

I had seven hermits locked into a fort. Unfortunately the first liason slipped in before I could seal my dwarves off. They began sending wave after wave of migrants to me, a good 5-10 each season. I left them outside, all recruited into one giant squad of wrestlers. They roamed across the map like a pack of feral dwarves, destroying every animal on the map but lacking the skill to eat them. They subsisted only on vermin, brook water and pure rage. Despite the fact they were all constantly starving, dehydrated and exhausted some of them turned into pretty good wrestlers. There were a lot of tantrums thrown, so they fought each other a lot. Every once and a while one would die from a brawl, wounds sustained from a brawl, or would go mad and throw themselves into a pond. All in all I was surprised how long most of them survived with no attention.

The second winter the orcs came and wanted to trade. Having never seen trading orcs before I decided to lower the drawbridge to see what they would offer. The hermits curiosity made them forget their previous two years of neglect. As I watched the caravan of orcs make its way to the fort I see an extremely fast wrestler sprinting to the drawbridge, leading the massive pack.

I thought I could save my hermits, and issued the order to raise the drawbridge again. The wrestler darts inside, tantruming. He body checks the dwarf about to pull the lever, breaking his hip. He then destroys the lever.

This is when I had that moment.

I issued the order to flood the fort, the hermits would take the wrestlers with them to a watery grave! But the floodgates stayed closed. The wrestlers had bedridden every single one of the hermits with broken legs.

[kero42]

Even though there's already tonnes of requests, I hope you wont mind me posting one more.

That was me. Now I genned a world which happens to have no vamps, so I haven't had the luxury of stoning one in some time. Just dig a channel put a door at the bottom. Dig a staircase one tile up, dig out the tile above, dump stones. Channel when you think you've got enough.

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You could also build a quantum stockpiler for your refuse dump. Build a dump shoot, put the vamp at the bottom and drop dead goblins on the bastard for all eternity. Whatever floats your boat.

Pretty much this idea, with dwarves dumping boulders on the poor vampire in the shaft.

[CR055H41RZ]

I don't know any other websites to use. :X

use http://puu.sh/

[Ianflow]

This please.

I believe THIS is more worthy
Don't forget about her 4 Goblins
I imagine the massive, possible 18 foot tall one eyed elephant woman, decked out in trophy jewelry (which covers most of her body, in long necklaces, heavy earrings and other piercings), on a throne that seems half crushed by her weight, as her 4 goblin servants wait on her every whim, or they live like cats

[Boozebeard]

Is anyone allowed to do one of these, or would you prefer they made their own thread, OP?

[Button]

OP, my boyfriend thinks the image I used as my background is "really cool," and told me to tell you so.

[Nyxalinth]

I'd say being swamped at work has turned into quicksand.  I know how that goes: hope you can make it back to us soon!